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[Puppyguard]

Give it to someone to eat next to several hives of bees.
watch as the bees sting them to death.

the "7" key from a keyboard.

[Glass]

Rip it out of the keyboard and use it as ammunition for a sling.

Your younger brother's dazzling smile.

[Mathel]

Dazzle someone with it, so they do not notice a trap.

Iron fillings

[crazyabe]

Fill a Mattress with 'em and crush someone under it.

A Mattress.

[Puppyguard]

Fill it with iron fillings and crush someone under it.

A Lego wheel.

[Glass]

Use it as a shuriken (real ones, not anime throwing weapons) to distract someone while you sneak behind them and steal all of their shinies. (Does that count?)

The color green.

[Puppyguard]

Put it in front of someone's eyes permanently, cause them to fall into a lake and drown.

A quarter ounce of cupcake frosting.

[Mathel]

Stuff it in someone's nose.

Gyroscope

[Asin]

Shove down their throat.

A half-chimp, half-elf hybrid nightmarish creature.

[Mathel]

Send it across treetops to steal their shinies.

A dwarf.

[Asin]

Tell him that the person you are trying to kill is an elf in disguise.

Dwarven James Bond.

[Dunamisdeos]

Sudden population explosion from his "covert activities" causes FPS death.

A pig tail sheet.

[OceanSoul]

Ask someone if they know what it is, let them ponder it a while, then show it to them. Once they understand, wrap it around their throat and make them suffocate.

A random number generator.

[Nirur Torir]

I'll hook it up to a music synthesizer and an ice cream truck, and drive around.

A small pack of cutebold thieves.

[Glass]

Decapitate a bronze titan by throwing one at it.

Bay12.