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[Rolan7]

In my hands, it becomes a sapROLing generator, drowning everyone in buffed tokens.

A goblin.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Don't let it bath for a day.


Pacifism.

[Puppyguard]

Change the definition to mean 'extreme violence'

An alien.

[OceanSoul]

We all die to a foreign disease it brings with it.

Pixel art.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Somebody asks a genie for pixel art to be real, genie created invading pixel aliens.

Bread dough.

[OceanSoul]

Cram it into someone with a severe gluten allergy.

A pinch of sugar.

[RoseHeart]

Sugar gets verry angry and goes on a rampage.

The alphabet

[Asin]

Make someone repeat the alphabet over and over until they go insane.

Sonic 06's glitches.

[Puppyguard]

Make someone play an edited version of sonic 06 with the glitches enhanced so that each time you encounter one it creates another until they commit suicide over the agony of being unable to play without glitches.

An ice cream scoop.

[OceanSoul]

Eyes, intestines, lungs, you can scoop them all out! And they even come with strawberry syrup...no, wait, that's blood.

Speaking of, Strawberry syrup.

[Doubloon-Seven]

...drowning?

A single Tardigrade.

[Dunamisdeos]

The spinning tardigrade strikes the bronze colossus in the head, striking it down.

The script to a major motion picture.

[Puppyguard]

Put it over a sleeping person's face, suffocate them with it.

Some honey.

[AzyWng]

Slather your victim with it, and then expose them to some very hungry insects.

It's an old method of immensely painful killing from an era where (the average) life was a good bit shorter than nowadays.

Just look up painful execution methods and you should find it at some point.

The grip of a gun. No other parts of the gun, just the grip.

[Twinwolf]

The grip can be metal so... as with most solid things, it can be used as a bludgeon.

Alternatively, take the grip from the soldier's gun while they aren't paying attention. When they go into combat they'll reach for their gun and not be able to take it out, leading to getting shot in their confusion.

A wireless computer mouse.