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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #150 on: April 10, 2014, 08:41:34 am »

Create a sociopathic killer by pitting them together in an arena.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #151 on: April 10, 2014, 10:42:02 am »

Cause the abscess to have such a high pressure that the atoms fuse together, creating an atomic explosion.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #152 on: April 10, 2014, 10:42:54 am »

Was an alien android weapon all along. No more weaponization necessary.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #153 on: April 10, 2014, 10:46:33 am »

Stab them with a swordfish.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #154 on: April 10, 2014, 10:49:20 am »

Tear the fuckin blade out and just stab people with it. I don't fuckin know.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #155 on: April 10, 2014, 10:51:59 am »

Melt it, then pour it in their mouth and nose. Let it cool, then boom, suffocation.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #156 on: April 10, 2014, 10:59:55 am »

Crush their economy with foreign aid.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #157 on: April 10, 2014, 11:04:05 am »

Mistake it with Australia.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #158 on: April 10, 2014, 11:06:40 am »

Weaponizes itself.

Circular logic.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #159 on: April 10, 2014, 11:16:31 am »

Circular Logic is a card you can use in MtG,
You can play MtG with other people,
Therefore, Circular Logic can be used to fight in MtG.
MtG Deathmatch.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #160 on: April 10, 2014, 12:06:12 pm »

Apply in rapid succession to break down the psyche of victims.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #161 on: April 10, 2014, 12:07:07 pm »

Stab eardrum

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #162 on: April 10, 2014, 12:08:23 pm »

Wield, holding by tail. The spiny bits should inflict plenty of damage.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #163 on: April 10, 2014, 12:11:28 pm »

Splinters and/or tetanus, do not allow victim to get treatment. Infection should occur.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #164 on: April 10, 2014, 12:13:57 pm »

Depends on your philosophy.

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