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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1440 on: July 30, 2015, 12:53:26 pm »
Give it to someone who isn't prepared to handle it, then call the SCP foundation.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1441 on: July 31, 2015, 12:50:00 am »
Can be worked into a wicked sharp point, eventually, and mounted on a stick. Or, if its the corrugated stuff, you could still give someone a nasty, possibly lethal, papercut in the throat.

A couple pounds of shed hypoallergenic cat fur.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1442 on: July 31, 2015, 11:10:00 am »
Market it as asbestos. Watch people burn.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1443 on: July 31, 2015, 07:44:30 pm »
Leave in a ziplock bag for three weeks and open. Watch the riots.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1444 on: July 31, 2015, 07:51:55 pm »
Implement [Dwarven Child Care].

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1445 on: July 31, 2015, 11:41:44 pm »
Tape it to itself to form a blowgun.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1446 on: July 31, 2015, 11:46:41 pm »
Agitate it in a swimming pool. Watch people get caught up in strands.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1447 on: August 01, 2015, 08:32:40 am »
Stump people with a unicorn. Proceed to murder them while they are distracted.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1448 on: August 01, 2015, 09:37:30 am »
Make into a giant serrated blade at the magma forge.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1449 on: August 01, 2015, 11:39:47 am »
 See 'Boatmurdered'

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1450 on: August 01, 2015, 12:12:19 pm »
Tell him the booze is almost gone.  Watch the fireworks.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1451 on: August 01, 2015, 12:14:29 pm »
Turn it into 10 weapons.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1452 on: August 05, 2015, 01:28:26 pm »
  It secretly brainwashes all who see your avatar into following your bidding to take over reality.

  A Peg Leg bewitched to never cause harm.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1453 on: August 05, 2015, 01:30:53 pm »
UN-bewitch it so you can cause harm to it and then hit it with someone.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1454 on: August 06, 2015, 10:24:30 am »
Make him a marine, and watch him rust away at the most inopportune moment.

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