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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113672 times)

Rubidium

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1410 on: July 23, 2015, 07:43:52 am »

I stuff you in that pine sap and then eventually it'll turn into amber.

The periodic table element Nickel.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1411 on: July 23, 2015, 08:07:31 am »

*Squish*

Tofu.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1412 on: July 23, 2015, 08:09:44 am »

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Find someone with soybean allergies, drop large amounts of tofu on them.  They'll probably suffocate in its jellyness.

Helium!
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1413 on: July 23, 2015, 08:17:10 am »

*inflates person until they pop*

Cheese.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1414 on: July 23, 2015, 10:55:16 am »

 Give to the Lactose Intolerant and throw into intense negotiations, watch War be declared due to the 'insulting attitude of the enemy'.

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Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1415 on: July 23, 2015, 10:59:05 am »

Launch their diseased corpses over castle walls.  If they're not diseased, set them on fire instead.

A long lead pipe too heavy to lift by hand.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1416 on: July 23, 2015, 11:10:00 am »

Use a machine to pick it up and drop it on someone.
Sandwiches.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1417 on: July 23, 2015, 03:41:04 pm »

Stuff so many sandwiches into a person's mouth and nose that they suffocate.

A very small amount of helium.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1418 on: July 23, 2015, 04:35:02 pm »

Use the "helium hood" method. Put a bag over their face and then put the helium in it.

Neon.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1419 on: July 24, 2015, 03:31:46 am »

Put someone (oxygen supply optional into a room full of neon. Pass 10kV through it and watch it become plasma.

American spelling.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1420 on: July 24, 2015, 09:06:18 am »

Okay Mr British Person - is that really your name?  Wow.  Anyway, just solve this crossword puzzle and the leg irons will open, allowing you to escape the descending ceiling.  2 across: A sport that involves kicking a hexagonal ball into goals.  2 down: pigment.  No, there are definitely enough squares Mr Person.  Mwahaha.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1421 on: July 24, 2015, 09:11:37 am »

Thunderstorms, anyone?

Rules-lawyering.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1422 on: July 24, 2015, 10:18:36 am »

Prove that no, the cleric could not have used that spell in that way to save his life. *Cleric retroactively dies*

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1423 on: July 24, 2015, 10:20:57 am »

Hire an exceptionally cheap assassin.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1424 on: July 24, 2015, 10:22:23 am »

Send someone on an all-expenses-paid trip to the center of the Earth, without telling them where exactly it is they're going.

Shitty AMVs.
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