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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115589 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #135 on: April 09, 2014, 11:01:33 pm »
Open the door at .99 c

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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #136 on: April 09, 2014, 11:05:19 pm »
Train the literal genies of tomorrow with it.

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WillowLuman

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #137 on: April 09, 2014, 11:07:44 pm »
Stuff all the forumites into it, create a terrible spin-off RP

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #138 on: April 09, 2014, 11:30:50 pm »
Give someone their eggs.

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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #139 on: April 09, 2014, 11:59:40 pm »
Jam everyone's wireless electronics.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #140 on: April 10, 2014, 12:06:38 am »
Tell a really bad pun to someone. AKA any pun, ever.

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"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #141 on: April 10, 2014, 12:14:29 am »
Put it in someone's eye.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #142 on: April 10, 2014, 06:36:19 am »
Choke the French!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #143 on: April 10, 2014, 07:41:44 am »
Glue them all together, then drop them on New York.

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NAV

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #144 on: April 10, 2014, 07:43:12 am »
Feed it to someone allergic

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #145 on: April 10, 2014, 07:46:18 am »
Grind it to powder, put some chalk powder in there as well, stuff a bag of it in some traveller's bag. Watch as the cops do the cavity search.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #146 on: April 10, 2014, 08:26:36 am »
Throw her into the window of a bus driving down a crowded road, blinding the driver and causing him to run into a truck full of highly flammable liquid.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #147 on: April 10, 2014, 08:29:14 am »
Inaccurately retell it until it's completely corrupted and inspires someone to create a Communist Dictatorship. Or use it as propaganda to maintain power.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #148 on: April 10, 2014, 08:34:22 am »
Promise to banish it with light, as long as they preform ritual sacrifices.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #149 on: April 10, 2014, 08:37:52 am »
Teach him the secrets of life and death, then fire him from a cannon.

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