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[lordpyridine]

"Hey, Urist, that barrel looks the same size as an M-80!"

An empty cereal box.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Choking hazard

Insufficent knowledge of memes.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

TVtropes. 'Nuff said.

Chocolate milk.

[Delioth]

Drowning hazard.

Vial of Perfume

[CaptainMcClellan]

Cognitohazard and/or spray someone who has asthma.

Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter I ( unofficially titled: What the fuck am I doing and what the fuck just happened? )

[Delioth]

Drive mentally unstable (Read: teen girls who just broke up, anyone just in a massive car accident, &c.) to complete omnicidal insanity. Watch the streets run red.

Good Fun

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Use it as a distraction.

A three-ring binder (3")
Duct tape
Pex piping, 30', 2" diameter, with assorted connectors
A globe, (1' diameter)
A large sack of pebbles
Quick-cure clay-type epoxy (2lbs)

[Delioth]

Break globe in half, forming a half-sphere.
Attach to one end of a pipe. Affix the other end to a side of the three-ring binder so it can function as a joint.
Attach more of the piping in a rectangular frame with the midpoint having additional piping going straight in, like so:

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|-----|
|     |
|--=--|
|     |
|-----|Where the lines are piping in the thing, and the = is the binder.
Attach more piping in an arch at the midpoint as well, like so:

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   |
   |
o-----oWhere the o's are the top and bottom in the previous image.
Affix a rope of duct tape to the sack of pebbles, and the other end to the 'arm' made from the globe, piping, and binder.
Make the epoxy into a sphere, and place it in the globe.
Sling the rope with the pebbles in it over the top of the arch while holding the arm down.
Let go of the arm to unleash a catapult of destruction (NOTE: the catapult's action is more likely to utterly destroy itself and be deadly than the projectile it flings.)


3 Pretzel chips and a light switch

[Baffler]

Put the pretzel chips inside the fluorescent bulbs the light switch controls at the factory before they're packed with gas and sealed, igniting a small fire inside that causes them to burst when switched on. The glass fragments thrown across the room do the rest.

A dead pixel.

[Delioth]

Use it to drive someone with OCD insane. Let them do the rest.
Alternatively, launch it at incredibly high speeds through someone's skull- even a small crystal going that fast can be devastating.

A door's peephole

[King Kravoka]

Trap a laser inside of it.

An equation.

[Zrk2]

That's real fucking easy! Nuclear warhead. (E=mc²)

How about a red solo cup?

[NAV]

Fill it with poison.

The worlds smallest teddy bear.

[blazing glory]

Choking hazard.

Fog.

[RAM]

Insert traffic hazard, loot corpses.

Wild buzzards.