Topic: Weaponize it. (Read 113820 times)

McDonald · « **Reply #1140 on:** September 11, 2014, 06:03:15 am »

You kill yourself when you realize you aren't funny.

Stranded of hair ( I meant strand but autocorrect made it better.)

Aslandus · « **Reply #1141 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:12:57 pm »

Stranded on the island where hair has never been, you are attacked by the local tribes of hairless people for your beastly appearance...

music

Arx · « **Reply #1142 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:46:31 pm »

Make the claim that rap is not music. Watch as the resulting religious war engulfs the planet.

Five grams of instant coffee.

Kilojoule Proton · « **Reply #1143 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:24:12 pm »

Grind it until it is extremely fine and inject an emulsion of it into someone's blood.

Vim.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #1144 on:** September 14, 2014, 01:57:41 am »

It's becomes sentient and like to drive people to suicide

Race cars

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #1145 on:** September 14, 2014, 05:51:01 am »

Put a bomb in them and drive them at a gate. Watch explosion.

Major Chip Hazard.

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER · « **Reply #1146 on:** October 19, 2014, 07:26:16 am »

Choking hazard

Normal rule abiding posts

Audioworm333 · « **Reply #1147 on:** October 19, 2014, 08:33:26 am »

They're interpreted the completely wrong way. Flame wars ensue.

A billygoat.

Worldmaster27 · « **Reply #1148 on:** October 19, 2014, 08:35:32 am »

>Infect with Ebola, send to less developed country

French

alamoes · « **Reply #1149 on:** October 19, 2014, 10:15:03 am »

Starts a war, conquers half of Europe, then surrenders. Death count? OVER 9 MILLION.

a simple cockroach.

Arcvasti · « **Reply #1150 on:** October 19, 2014, 12:36:08 pm »

Use him to pilot a miniature spy robot.

Molasses.

MedicInDisquise · « **Reply #1151 on:** October 19, 2014, 12:38:47 pm »

Comrade Shamrock · « **Reply #1152 on:** October 28, 2014, 08:55:52 am »

Give it hypnotic powers that cause people to make a billboard and then throw said billboard into a busy street.

A marshmallow.

Generally me · « **Reply #1153 on:** October 28, 2014, 04:42:57 pm »

Dip in liquid nitrogen throw at face.

A child's laughter.

BlitzDungeoneer · « **Reply #1154 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:44:18 pm »

Magnify until it is loud enough to destroy a person's eardrums.

A brush, some wire and a walkie-talkie (all must be used).

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