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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Not his fault he prefers demure princesses to busty half-dragons.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Maja is hardly busty though. _{And pretty ashamed of that fact.}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Maja is hardly busty though. _{And pretty ashamed of that fact.}

You would think all that asskicking would make her busty.
*laughs at the fact that the local Moe princess expy is actually bustier than the action girl half-dragon before admitting to having a DFC fetish just so Maja gets confused as to which charge to beat me up on, insulting her DFC or being a pervert*

[USEC_OFFICER]

She wouldn't get confused though. She'd be fine with you being a pervert, it's the DFC comment that'd piss her off the most.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

She wouldn't get confused though. She'd be fine with you being a pervert, it's the DFC comment that'd piss her off the most.

Wouldn't admitting I LIKE DFC save me? Or at least lessen the beatings?

[USEC_OFFICER]

As a monstergirl, the fact that she doesn't have a large chest annoys her to no end. So basically you're hurting her pride by talking about her DFC.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

As a monstergirl, the fact that she doesn't have a large chest annoys her to no end. So basically you're hurting her pride by talking about her DFC.

So I'm screwed essentially? *shrugs and lets her beat on my proxy body while I hide out in a nearby rock*

[USEC_OFFICER]

Viciously pummeled is more like it.

[SOLDIER First]

1. DFC?

2. Lionan takes the tiniest peek at the booty and suddenly must have something in his pocket.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Viciously pummeled is more like it.

Sadly none of my characters are either attracted to Maja, lesbian/bi, or indeed capable of feeling such things.
Delicious Flat Chest. It's delicious.
Yay cleaning up.

[USEC_OFFICER]

1. DFC?

2. Lionan takes the tiniest peek at the booty and suddenly must have something in his pocket.

1. Delicious Flat Chest. Yeah.

2. It is quite a lovely booty, as is to be expected.

[SOLDIER First]

1. Lionan has the most D FC.

2. Lionan sits down on the bootyin a chair near Maja.

[USEC_OFFICER]

1. You gotta actually be a woman first, Lionan. Sorry.

2. Maja is relaxing and so don't care/notice.

[SOLDIER First]

1. Your point?

2. Lionan starts *euphemism for masturbation*ighs.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Maja grunts in response.