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[SOLDIER First]

_{pls i m die}
Lionan decides to fuck that and floats back up as a ghost.

[PrivateNomad]

Gelid has fallen asleep on the couch, her cute and short form barely taking up a single cushion as her blue and black hair hangs down the side of it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Carrick sends him back to hell.
stab.
Neppo blushes and runs off.

[SOLDIER First]

Nope. Fuck hell. It's boring...
_{...as hell.
*ded*}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

tough, he damns you anyway for that asshole pun.
stab. Then Lonne leaves.

[PrivateNomad]

Frigid looks at Neppo and shrugs.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lonne sighs at Neppo.
"He's going to do something stupid to get girls to like him...."

[PrivateNomad]

"Mhm. And Gelid is completely oblivious."

[SOLDIER First]

(("Fuckin' hell, Lonne, you just killed my.. uh..
creator, I guess. Whatever.
He was an asshole anyway.
...but now I get to make my own decisions, eheheh."))

I- uh, Lionan continues looking really cute in his sleep.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Then Lonne decapitates Lionan.))
"Give it a couple of years."

[SOLDIER First]

(("Unfortunately for you, asshat, I'm just lines of text on a forum, metaphysically writing themselves, so that's not possible."))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*hacks the forum to kill Lionan*))

[PrivateNomad]

"She'll be 8 in a couple of weeks... they grow up so fast."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Give it another couple of years after that, you'll be finding her making out with some thug while you aren't looking."

[SOLDIER First]

(("No no no, don't do th0wfnrjsUHF4823T&^$&#hrqth(&$*#N%G*%"
Rebooting.....

"Hello. I am L.I.O.N.A.N., and I will be your AI unit this shift on Space Station 13. How may I help you?"))