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[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Goddammit, Kassire ;-;
Come baaaack pleaaaase i need to shiiip Cheru some more
*starts sacrificing little SB-chan clones to hasten almighty Kassire-sama's return*))

[SOLDIER First]

((Wha- hey! Elf-senpai!
Use him instead, he's new and nobody cares about him.
*throws Lionan DNA at Elf*
"What the HELL do you think you're doing with that?? Don't give it to HIM!!"))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Wha- hey! Elf-senpai!
Use him instead, he's new and nobody cares about him.
*throws Lionan DNA at Elf*
"What the HELL do you think you're doing with that?? Don't give it to HIM!!"))

((*glares at Lionan and shoves him into genderbending Ukeification chamber before resuming sacrifices of SB-chan*))

[SOLDIER First]

((*out pops Liona (SO FUCKING ORIGINAL, I KNOW), who is not affected by the Ukeifying for some reason*
[shadow=orange]"What have you done NOW-- I, uh, mean, w-what have you... d-done now..?"[/shadow]))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*glares before shoving Liona back into the Ukeification chamber until they are so Uke it hurts*))

[GiglameshDespair]

(( We have an OOC thread. ¬.¬ ))

[SOLDIER First]

((ERROR 34: CHAMBER OCCUPANT ALREADY UKE
CONTINUED ATTEMPTS TO UKEIFY WILL DAMAGE CHAMBER

haha oops))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(( We have an OOC thread. ¬.¬ ))

((I AM AWARE BUT THAT OOC THREAD IS NOT EQUIPPED WITH THE CORRECT FACILITIES.

Also we're bored because Kassire-sama essentially locked everyone's characters into a fight.
*ukeifies anyway*))

[SOLDIER First]

((*an alarm begins to sound*
WARNING
CHAMBER STATUS: CRITICAL
ALL OCCUPANTS/OPERATORS EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY))

[Kassire]

Carrick 649hp          Mouse Woman 98hp
Tia 81hp                Rat "Kinly" 265hp
Frigid 200hp             Rat "Bawly"311hp
Cheru 392hp            Rat "Chaunah"220jp
Elizabeth 210hp        Centaur"ion" 447hp
Blas 555hp               
Ascen 583hp
Maja 690hp
Mughglhlgllghlgh "The Pacifist" 470hp
Prideful Wraith 1 509hp
Prideful Wraith 2 507hp

Maja charges out of her room and strikes at the mouse woman dealing 68 damage. Carrick summoned two Prideful Wraiths who attract the attentions of the centaur"ion" and "Bawly". Cheru hails darts down on the enemies hitting "Bawly" for 24 damage and Centaur"ion" for 25 damage. Elizabeth blasts spirit fire at the Mouse woman dealing 47 damage. Tom pulls out a love card and Mughglhlgllghlgh "The Pacifist" suddenly falls in love with Tom and rushes to his side tightly hugging him. Maria shoots at Centaur"ion" hitting and dealing 69 damage. Miaka fails to be of any use. Frigid blindly is able to hit the mouse dealing 42 damage. Tia launches a rock at the mouse woman but misses. The mouse woman fatally hurt slowly pulled the trigger of her gun and simply fired into the air. "Kinly" shoots at Tia and hitting her dealing 61 damage. Bawly continues taking pot shots and hits the first Prideful Wraith for 46 damage. The Centaur"ion" charges the second Prideful Wraith and deals 48 damage. Chaunah blasts a blindness spell at Carrick but only makes a somewhat sight obstructing shadow aroung him. 

((Do you guys want me to do this fight several turns at a time? Make it pass quicker.))               

[PrivateNomad]

((Mughglhgllghlgh wtf

If you want to.))

Frigid tries to slice a throat open with ice.

Tia draws essence from a weapon and casts an enchantment on everyone to increase their damage output.

Trianna heals Tia.

[SOLDIER First]

((That would be nice, if you can manage.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Maja burns 100 mana to increase her strength by 50 and opens a can of whoop ass on the Mouse Woman.

Maria continues to snipe the Centaur.

((And yeah, multiple turns is definitely a good idea, I think.))

[SOLDIER First]

((Maria is doing two things simultaneously?))

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Having two characters with names that start with the same two letters probably wasn't the best of ideas, but dat expy...))