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[Chink]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

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[3man75]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

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YES +1 to what Baldman said!

[Parsely]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

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YES +1 to what Baldman said!

Be prepared to dumb it down.

[NRDL]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

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YES +1 to what Baldman said!

Be prepared to dumb it down.

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[PrivateNomad]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

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YES +1 to what Baldman said!

Be prepared to dumb it down.

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[Ozarck]

"Why, a fairy is a creature of the distant realms beyond human imagination and realistic approximation! Fairies are like people in many ways, except they are not very much like people at all in others! We take varied shapes, mostly the kind with slavering jaws, tentacles and horrid pustules that spew forth various horrors, but for many of my kind, including myself, it is but a front that we manufacture to seem threatening and violent, while really we are big softies with kind intentions at heart, but with some trouble expressing them in conventional human ways in any given situation. But we fairies mean well virtually always, and you should keep that in mind. And we've got magic up the wazoo literally, and by wazoo I mean behind, so fairies can help you with all problems you could possibly have."

[Parsely]

updaet plox

[kj1225]

She looks at you uncomprehending. She nods anyways.
"So like the people of uncle Nesshie?"

[Parsely]

What're those?

[~Neri]

Uncle Grandpa?

[Ozarck]

"Never mind. Probably. Anyway, I am on your side." Smile and wiggle and twitch in a sootthing, twitchy and jerky fashion. Be sure to speak with sudden tone changes, quite loudly and suddenly.