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Author Topic: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?  (Read 4501 times)

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Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« on: April 05, 2014, 06:52:32 pm »
I think this is the ultimate test. People say Bay12 can weaponize anything and everything. So, here's the thread where we test that.

Some of my friends and relatives have said I sneeze "explosively" As in, ringing ears if I'm right next to you explosive. So, I want to see if you could figure out how to weaponize this.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2014, 06:54:44 pm »
If you were infected with a highly dangerous contagious disease, that kind of natural talent would make you a fine candidate for a bacterial warfare militia.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2014, 06:56:21 pm »
Sneeze in a tight winding hallway. The sudden loud sound combined with the echo should rupture the ears or at least startle any invader.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2014, 06:59:12 pm »
The RTD board once managed to weaponise porn, and not in the way you'd expect to. I think that was Taric's doing?
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2014, 07:00:15 pm »
Oh, god yes. That was beautiful.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2014, 07:03:02 pm »
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Quote from: Darvi on April 05, 2014, 06:59:12 pm
The RTD board once managed to weaponise porn, and not in the way you'd expect to. I think that was Taric's doing?
Use it to promote dangerous sexual positions? Make REALLY fundamentalist religious people commit suicide because they were tainted? Hide subliminal messages in it to make the teenage generation militiant?
It was a memory foam centerfold, and taric psychically made people feel they were it, while... yeah, it was perfect.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2014, 07:03:27 pm »
It would make you proud, GO. Telepathic fapping.

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2014, 11:52:25 pm »
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 11:54:31 pm »
Sneeze into a blowgun.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2014, 01:15:49 am »
Take a hose, put a large hypodermic needle on the end of it. Jab it a couple of inches into somebody and sneeze into the other end of the hose.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2014, 01:37:04 am »
Stuff toothpicks up your nose, then sneeze. Granted, the toothpicks will probably do more damage going into your nose than coming out.

Actually, in the vein of stuffing things up your nose, why not bullets?
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2014, 02:34:39 am »
Inhale a toxic liquid and an irritant if needed, become human chemical sprayer.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2014, 04:26:35 am »
So are we doing the sonic, or the force?
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 02:25:43 pm »
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2014, 07:15:13 pm »
Weaponization is a mental appendage of humanity. We have hands that we may make fists of them.
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