((Waitlist is capped at 4.))
Dash to battle! But first attempt to find, a, um... a broken wheel wagon to use as a shield!
{1d4=4} - You take the scenic route to the battle, keeping watch for broken wagons along the way. You find one with an intact wheel, and claim it for yourself before hurrying on to the battle.
Find something to protect myself with then head to battle.
{1d4=2} - You find a clay pot that fits around your head, but it lacks eyeholes. You regretfully put it back.
Find another pitchfork, and march off to battle!
{1d4=4} - You find a second unattended pitchfork. Watching out for children this time, you claim it.
Find some meat and feed it to the puppy.
{1d4=1} - It takes a while, but you eventually successfully steal a kidney from a butcher, but when you get back, the puppy isn't moving anymore.
Scavenging skill up!Fine, find a club-worthy branch!
{1d4=4} - You find a sturdy-looking branch. It shouldn't break unless you try to parry fire breath with it.
Look for a shield of some flavor.
{1d4=3} - You manage to talk a baker into giving you a particularly stale circular loaf of bread. A few minutes of careful digging with a bit of water gets you a hand-hold. It might not hold up long, but you should be able to grab something better off of a fallen foe by then.
A one-armed guard with a white beard herds everybody towards the battle. You arrive to find fierce fighting.
On the left flank, frogmen are steadily emerging from the river, and engaging other peasants. Three uniformed men with flags try to maintain order. They ignore a bleeding peasant limping away, but a well-thrown rock knocks unconscious a formerly healthy man trying to run away.
The center has uniformed soldiers fighting to hold off orcs. Rows of crossbowmen on a nearby hill exchange fire with orcish archers.
The right flank has knights in light yet obviously expensive armor skirmishing with werewolves and rock-trolls. A few small groups of exceptionally well-armed men make short work of any werewolf that gets close, and keep the trolls occupied.
On a hill at the back, a few wizards fling spells towards the dragon riders fighting overhead. As you watch, a red dragon sweeps low over the center spewing deadly fire, but a shield springs up over the troops, saving them.
((Perfectly realistic battlefield shut up))
Name:Everett Owen
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 -1
Blocks 1
Inventory:
1x Rock -1 [equipped]
Bread Shield +1 [equipped] [Flimsy]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Cain the Hound
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0
Scavenges at 1d5
Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Kyle Johnson
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money
Name:Will Smyt
HP:2/2 [-2]
Skill&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +2
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Pitchfork +2 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Milly
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +1
Blocks 1
Inventory:
Sturdy Horse Femur +1 [equipped]
Wagon Wheel Shield +1 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Ochita
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +1
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Sturdy Branch [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
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Topic: The Failed Defense of Valorland! (Read 19335 times)