Not our fault. We need someone to kill us first.
'Kay.
Suddenly, a giant frogman emerges from the river, carrying a double-trident. It is actually made of metal. Naturally, every player currently in combat gets shoved toward it, while the other peasants continue their own battles.
Attack a Frogman with the pointy end, hopefully with another person!
{1d4+2=2+2} vs {1d8+2=8+2} = You charge headfirst at the frog, expecting five-on-one to be an easy enough fight. You explode into gore.
Deceased.Attack another frogman.
{1d4+2=1+2} vs {1d8+2=4+2} = -3 HP. {1d6=4}, no special effect. You join the rush towards the giant frog. He slams you with the side of his weapon. He leaves you for dead when you get knocked over. The suddenness of the attack teaches you nothing other than that your bones need to be harder.
-3 HP
+2 Max HP
Back in the fight, go for a frogman!
{1d5+1=2+1} vs {1d8+2=8+2} = Dead. You cautiously approach your new foe, but underestimate his reach. You virtually disintegrate on contact with his weapon.
Deceased.Foght some more!
{1d4+1=3+1} vs {1d8+2=4+2} = -2 HP. {1d6=3} - You attack the giant monster, but he redirects your charge and you faceplant into the ground.
-2 HP
+1 Max HP
+1 Attack Skill/b]
Find someone to help me fight.
{1d4=1} vs {1d8+2=8+2} = Dead. Very, very dead. - You had a fatal heart attack when you looked at the monsterous frog you were pushed towards.
Deceased.Rest for a bit under the sheltering permanence of a nearby wagon.
{1d6=3} - You get to live, for the moment. After your brief nap you feel fully rested, and are pushed towards a massive frog that suddenly appeared.
Cromwell Jackson joins the battle.
Marsden joins the battle.
Miss Eggrette joins the battle.
{3d4=3,3,2} - Starting inventory
The shifting mass of peasants shifts three more towards the huge amphibian.
Name: Kyle Johnson
HP: 0/3 [-2]
Credits: 1
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d5 +1
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Coral Trident +1 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
Name:Will Smyt
HP:-1/4 [-2]
Credits: 0
Skill&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +2
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Pitchfork +2 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
Name: Milly
HP: 1/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d5 +1
Blocks 1
Inventory:
Sturdy Horse Femur +1 [equipped]
Wagon Wheel Shield +1 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Cromwell Jackson
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +2
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Flimsy Pitchfork +2 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Marsden
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +1
Blocks 1
Inventory:
Flimsy Club +1 [equipped]
Flimsy Board Shield +1 [equipped]
Peasant clothes
No money
Name: Miss Eggrette
HP: 2/2 [-2]
Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4 +1
Blocks 0
Inventory:
Flimsy Rake +1
Peasant clothes
No money
Frogmen Militia
1d5+1 attack
1 HP+1 block
Bounty of 1 credit
Frogman Sargent [Miniboss]
1d8+2 attack
10 HP +2 block
Bounty of 8 credits
Orc Regular
1d10+3 attack
7 HP+3 block
Bounty of 10 credits
((Pray. To whichever RNG you worship, pray.))
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