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Author Topic: The Failed Defense of Valorland!  (Read 19439 times)

Sarrak

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #165 on: May 06, 2014, 11:12:50 pm »

Move onto the gray frog!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #166 on: May 07, 2014, 12:39:34 pm »

Fight a normal frogman!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #167 on: May 07, 2014, 07:44:50 pm »

Attack the yellow frog with my scythe.

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #168 on: May 08, 2014, 11:50:58 am »

Retreat a bit and rest.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #169 on: May 11, 2014, 01:14:52 pm »

11/13 actions in. Bump.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #170 on: May 11, 2014, 10:08:02 pm »

Wait, I'm still alive? Uh... find a weapon.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #171 on: May 12, 2014, 06:51:49 pm »

((I'd suggest just skipping darkpaladin. He ignored the bump and the PM I sent him, so he probably isn't going to show up any time soon.)

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #172 on: May 12, 2014, 07:36:35 pm »

Froggy Sargent
Continue hitting sargie
{1d4=3} vs {1d8+2=8+2} = 6 damage taken. With nobody else distracting the boss, your range is incapable of protecting you. He gives a mighty leap and completely crushes you.
Deceased.

With no immediate threats, the sargent gives another long bellow. {1d2+1=1+1} - Two more greater frogmen leap out of the water, and form up on either side of him.


Grey Greater Frogman
Sling it to the Grey Greater Frogman!
{1d4=2} vs {1d6+1=3+1} = You miss. {1d2=2} You narrowly avoid hitting an ally.
Ranged attack skill up
+1 HP


One more time! At the Gray Frogman!
{1d5+1=2+1} vs {1d6+1=6+1} = -4 HP. You are overcome by your foe's fury.
Deceased.

Dropkick Grey Frogman.
{1d6+1=1+1} vs {1d6+1=6+1} = -5 HP. You try to dropkick the frog, but he flips you around as he redirects your momentum. You land throat-first on your knife.
Deceased.

Move onto the gray frog!
{1d4+1=3+1} vs {1d6+1=5+1} = 1 damage taken. Your attempted Civilization style battle fails. Your ego takes most of the damage.
-1 HP
+1 max HP
+1 attack skill


Yellow Greater Frogman
Attack the yellow frog with my scythe.
You render the corpse unusable for necromancy.

Everyone Else
Spend 2 credits on a better weapon. If that doesn't take an action, kill the grey.
{1d4=4} You back off from the immediate fight, and convince a soldier to sell you an old sword. You feel filled with power when you pick it up, the most marvelous weapon you have ever held. (You could duel-wield to get a half boost from the off-hand weapon [50% chance of +1], or hand it over to someone else as a free action. You cannot use a shield while duel-wielding.)
Old Sword bought. +2, with +3 for the first attack due to morale.

Dig hole. Hibernate until wounds close.
You dig for a while, then realize that you're no longer tired enough to rest. Strange.
HP fully restored.

Grab some armor as well!
{1d4=4} You find a leather chestpiece It even has extra padding, but that doesn't look very durable.
+1 HP
Leather chest armor found. +1, +2 on first defense.


Fight a normal frogman!
{1d5+1=5+1} vs {1d5+1=1+1} - One of the normal frogmen is too busy watching the giant frog kill your ally and call for reinforcements to notice you sneaking up behind him. He dies instantly.
+1 attack skill
+1 credit


Retreat a bit and rest.
You sit down under the shade of a tree slightly outside the battlefield and rest until your everything stops hurting.
Fully healed

Wait, I'm still alive? Uh... find a weapon.
{1d4=2} - You find a rolling pin that has seen better days. (Oops. I'll correct that minor mistake if enough people complain.)

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #173 on: May 12, 2014, 07:40:50 pm »

Hand the knife to a random peasant, and attack the Grey.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #174 on: May 12, 2014, 07:51:43 pm »

Hand the knife to a random peasant, and attack the Grey.
First person to claim it, gets it. Anyone can duel-wield for half the bonus. (It's possible to buy training to get the full bonus.)
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #175 on: May 12, 2014, 08:18:07 pm »

Take knife. Attack a mook!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #176 on: May 12, 2014, 08:49:36 pm »

((Thanks alot you lot. Protect them archers!))

Respawn as the same being
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #177 on: May 12, 2014, 08:59:30 pm »

Respawn as the same being

((The end begins. Waiting list closed.))

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No further reinforcements available today!

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #178 on: May 12, 2014, 09:05:42 pm »

"Focus your attacks everyone! We'll distract the rest!"

SLING GREY GREATER FROG D:
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #179 on: May 12, 2014, 09:12:37 pm »

Respawn as the same being

((The end begins. Waiting list closed.))

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No further reinforcements available today!
Awww... Also, i dont see that in the last post.
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