La Tunbim, they call me, at which point I correct the little feckers, and point out it's Doctor La Tunbim to you, scroteface, less you don't want that there blood to keep leaking out?
Anyway, my story's a long one, but I imagine very well that we got time. Let me pour another drink, to aid in the telling.
Doctor, so to speak, to Queen Moldath, I was. No, let's go further back.
It was a Thursday, and out in the fortress of Treeblazed the faithful and occasionally competent guard had just repelled another goblin raid, at the cost of only one arm. Doc Urist, me kindly mentor, watched with silent approval as I stitched said arm back on the bleeding stump of the eejit who was careless enough as to lose it, and as I finished up he placed his filthy hand on me shoulder and said, La, yer big bastard, that was magnificent. In a few days that arm will probably be good as new! I hereby pass you Doctor and Surgeon, Fully Qualified with... er... something...
So that was the beginning, kind of.
[...]
And then eventually, I rose to such prominence and good luck in the recovering of my patients that I became Doctor, so to speak, to that fiend Moldath.
You see, some time ago, I became an ardent believer in the creed of nudity. It's dwarvenly. It's natural. It's cleanly. It's... it's just right. Not that I could convince that gobshite Moldath! No sir! See, I'd taken to performing me rounds as nude as the day me mother sprouted me, naked but for me glorious beard, so naturally I'd also taken to attending to that punctilious fecker in the nude as well.
Seems she didn't quite like that. Seems she's quite a fundamentalist in the area of clothing.
So I swore to bring her down: to plot, to struggle, to valiantly but above all nudely do whatever it would take to free nudists from the mountainhome to the farthest penal colony, and all in between.
Except of course, I had to arrive here clothed, to my disgust, because not all dwarves yet see quite the same way as I, though unlike the foul Moldath they are not unbending, and can be taught the righteous way, given time...