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Author Topic: Long Live the Queen! A Mafia-Themed Succession Fort. [Year Two complete!]  (Read 35619 times)

Jim Groovester

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I hope I come back as a ghost and haunt you and do petty things like knock things over.
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I understood nothing, contributed nothing, but still got to win, so good game everybody else.

4maskwolf

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I hope I come back as a ghost and haunt you and do petty things like knock things over.
Nope.

I got a shitton of coffins.  Courtesy of Dakarian and Pandarsenic.

mastahcheese

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I hope I come back as a ghost and haunt you and do petty things like knock things over.
I'll probably make it my mission when my turn comes around to topple the entire graveyard right before my turn ends, so the next guy has all the ghosts to deal with.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

4maskwolf

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I hope I come back as a ghost and haunt you and do petty things like knock things over.
I'll probably make it my mission when my turn comes around to topple the entire graveyard right before my turn ends, so the next guy has all the ghosts to deal with.
Wow, that is a jacka...

*checks whose coming after you*

Oh, okay, go ahead then  :P

mastahcheese

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I think it's hilarious that Tiruin is already planning on how to fix your mistakes, and I'm already planning on screwing over Meph's turn.

We're all so friendly around here.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Toaster

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

mastahcheese

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
Don't worry, I'll check if they're wood or not when my turn comes around, and burn them if necessary.
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The Derail Thread

4maskwolf

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
yes.  Of course I am.  However did you guess.

mastahcheese

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
yes.  Of course I am.  However did you guess.
BURN HIM
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

4maskwolf

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
yes.  Of course I am.  However did you guess.
BURN HIM
MastahCheese, give me a dwarf to kill.

mastahcheese

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Pandar?  Surely you aren't burying dwarves in WOOD coffins?  What are you- an ELF?
yes.  Of course I am.  However did you guess.
BURN HIM
MastahCheese, give me a dwarf to kill.
Yours
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The Derail Thread

Jack A T

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I'm in for year 10, which we (EDIT: probably) won't make it to.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2014, 10:38:26 pm by Jack A T »
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

4maskwolf

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The defenders of the fortress fought back desperately, but for every undead a crossbow bolt laid low two more shambled over its corpse to continue the fight.  Eventually, the undead made it into melee range of the archers, and the battle was all but lost.  With undwarvenly strength, the undead pulverized bone with every strike, and only a few dwarves made it back across the bridges before they once more rose, sealing the undead on the outside.  4maskwolf was among the first to fall, fighting at the forefront of the battle, and though he did not kill any with his crossbow his battle fury had inspired the others for just a moment longer.

Once more a spirit, 4maskwolf surveyed the scene of the battle.  Only five military dwarves had made it back across the bridge, his own squad has been nearly wiped out.  Two almost untrained dwarves from Jim Groovester's squad had made it back, one member of his own squad, one uninjured ranger from the other archer squad, and a badly injured mechanic, another member of the second squad, whose spine had nearly been shattered by the blow of an undead fist.  He sighed and watched as the fortress attempted to recover, reeling from the shock of the battle.

The undead still arrayed themselves outside the walls, but the battle had cost them much of their numbers.  They were weakened, but in a melee battle they would crush the feeble resistance of the fortress.  However, Playergamer insisted on fighting them alone, and so he was given a full suit of copper armor, newly forged, along with a copper hammer and sent to fight the undead.  He, too, fell quickly, failing to score a single kill to his name.

4maskwolf sighed, watching yet another spirit float past him into the great unknown.  Some force was keeping him here, he knew, locked in an endless cycle of death and rebirth.  So he chose a dwarf, a plucky young peasant who had, with his bare hands, slain many an undead.  His soul merged with the youngling's, and he experienced it once more: the binding of souls, the fusing of spirits.  His own was always stronger, but just like all of his possessions the soul of the peasant remained intact, even though it was now a part of him as much as he was a part of it.  But this time there was a strong pull, a force driving him to a crafting shop.  Something to make, yes... something shiny...

The fortress slowly began to recover, dwarven corpses stowed in temporary, honorable storage in hastily built coffins.  Better resting places were needed, but there was so much to do.  Slowly, the remaining undead were sniped out by archers from across the river, firing whatever bolts remained in the storage under the archer tower.  The dwarven caravan had already turned back, however, and with heavy heart the dwarves returned to the task of cleaning up the battlefield and honoring the dead.[/i]

Pictures of dwarven kill lists (dead and alive) up soon.

4maskwolf

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4maskwolf the second (dead):


4maskwolf the third (alive):


Crazyduck (dead):


Jack A T (dead):


Jim Groovester (dead):


Shakerag (dead):


Toonyman (dead):


Webadict (alive):


If your dwarf is not pictured here, you either don't have any kills (most everyone else), or you are impossible to dig up at this exact moment, I'll get you later (4mask the first and Solymr).

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Pictures of the fort and status screen?
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