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[4maskwolf]

My dwarf does not torture that is something a doctor simply cant do.

Also hi 4mask are you on every forum? I see you everywhere

PFP
I dabble, I dabble.

[4maskwolf]

Under the command of the ever-vigilant 4maskwolf, the dwarves of the fortress began to prepare themselves for the inevitable siege of undead.  An archer tower was constructed, the walls were better reinforced, and the military was assembled.  Jim Groovester, as the militia commander, commanded a squad of melee fighters, with two other squads of hunter-marksdwarves being conscripted in order to combat the menace that could strike at any time.  Drinks were brewed, rooms were expanded, and new migrants arrived to swell the dwarves numbers.

And yet they were still woefully unprepared when the undead finally launched their strike.  Hordes of shambling corpses rode towards the fortress, and two made it in before the order to raise the gates could be called.  One of them was quickly struck down, but the other managed to push 4maskwolf over a sheer cliff before following him to its fate.  The other undead tore 4maskwolf assunder, along with two hunters who had been unfortunate enough to be locked outside during the attack.

WHY ME AGAIN!!!! WHY NOT SOMEBODY ELSE!!!!

[mastahcheese]

How many times have you died, now?

[4maskwolf]

How many times have you died, now?

twice

Am in the middle of testing our army against that of the undead, it isn't looking so good for the fortress.

[mastahcheese]

Hopefully it stands long enough for Tiru to get a turn, let alone myself.

[4maskwolf]

Well, the battle is now canon.  We lost Jim Groovester, myself, Crazyduck, Shakerag, Toonyman, Jack A T, and Darkpaladin109.  I'll give you a write-up in a little bit

[mastahcheese]

Well, the battle is now canon.  We lost Jim Groovester, myself, Crazyduck, Shakerag, Toonyman, Jack A T, and Darkpaladin109.  I'll give you a write-up in a little bit

Daaaaaannngg.....

[Playergamer]

And, in the spirit of that...

(look at the first reply.)

[4maskwolf]

And, in the spirit of that...

(look at the first reply.)

?

[mastahcheese]

Spoiler: This. (click to show/hide)

Come one, come all! See the magnificent, the absolutely SPLENDID... JOKER CHALLENGE!
In the spirit of Mafia, I have decided to offer my dwarf up to the gods as the Joker. The Joker is a special type of third-party who's goal is usually to get themselves lynched. In this case, the Joker is a reviving, useless dwarf, who wants to die in as many ways possible, and the most interesting ways possible. Your job, to get points, is to kill him in the coolest and most original ways possible.

(No atom-smashing or drafting him and making him stand on a spike trap, please.)

Rules:
1. Every death, to gain points, must be original. The same thing can't be done twice.
2. The more original and fabulous, the more points.
3. Really, no atom-smashing.

Go!

Scoreboard:
Everyone:0

[zombie urist]

notquitethere please PM me when its my turn. Thanks.

[Tiruin]

Well, the battle is now canon.  We lost Jim Groovester, myself, Crazyduck, Shakerag, Toonyman, Jack A T, and Darkpaladin109.  I'll give you a write-up in a little bit

Well. Sh-

Yeah I've a good reason for what I'll do.

[4maskwolf]

Well, the battle is now canon.  We lost Jim Groovester, myself, Crazyduck, Shakerag, Toonyman, Jack A T, and Darkpaladin109.  I'll give you a write-up in a little bit

Well. Sh-

Yeah I've a good reason for what I'll do.

I would like to note that all of those dwarves were military, and most of them are archers.  They just had the misfortune of being too stupid to carry quivers with them.

[Tiruin]

...Did you even bring quivers?

[4maskwolf]

...Did you even bring quivers?

Oh, we had some.  Just all of the archers on the tower didn't bring bolts, apparently.  But anyway, the surviving zombies are being caught in the fishing pier cage traps or pinged to death by bolts.