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It was a good run! Fun, too.

3 (42.9%)

I learned things.

1 (14.3%)

I WON!!!

3 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 7

[USEC_OFFICER]

The wonderful and completely bare form of Overplentiful Waters slowly materializes into view. The only thing she is wearing is her crown of divine authority, made of gold and covered in precious gems. Her wings are thrust out back, her body shifting slightly every so often as she revels in her nakedness.

"Ladies, ladies, please no fighting." She pauses for a second, "No fighting in the chambers. We have armies for these kinds of things, you know."

[Ashsaber]

Marveni says:

Pah! If a giant can accomplish the same as a normal man, then Giant Men not nearly as good as Sacred Bacon! Abandon your shirts and you shall live!

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What's with the region of still-independent undeath anyways?

[HopFlash]

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What's with the region of still-independent undeath anyways?

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Take it if you want.

ok...this round there is relative much going on in my report.
I try to post something about it later and hope I will get my turn fast and good enough...but not today...sleeping time now

[Shadowlord]

Word has reached us about a failed assassination attempt made on one Ba'al Hammon of Berytos, and a failed assault on the province he was in, carried out by underequipped and undertrained human militiamen backed by two warlock apprentices. We would like to make it perfectly clear that these were the actions of a rogue faction of demon-worshippers, and were not officially sanctioned. Rest assured that we have sent investigators to hunt down the surviving perpetrators, along with a significantly stronger army to root them out should they seek to hole up somewhere.

[tompliss]

It seems that it's time to change the "message of the day" of the server. Diplomacy didn't prevail...

[lijacote]

Diplomacy never ends, the nature of diplomacy changes! From words to swords, from summits to bolts of lightning.

[tompliss]

I admit it's only a one-letter change :p

[HopFlash]

ok...I decided to give away more story information later...to prevent a little bit of war information spreaded out of my writing fingers

[Ashsaber]

On a note posted on a door outside a Marveni school building:

New Classes Available!
Masonry 101: How to dismantle large rocks without failure
Anti-Heresy 300: The difference between Real Gods and Pretenders
Shields 102A: Blocking that Pesky Knife

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One Noble warrior ate a knife from a slinger and died.
Another fake pretender showed up and needed to be put down.
Somehow there are two blood slaves in my stockpile. I'm not sure how they got there... They'll probably stop being magical young virgins by the time I feel like using blood slaves. 

[Shadowlord]

(Assassins can't see local defense commanders to assassinate them? )

[USEC_OFFICER]

(Assassins can't see local defense commanders to assassinate them? )

Nope. Only commanders that are part of the local garrison. Which includes indie provinces, for future reference. I've managed to conquer my fair share of provinces with only a couple assassins. Once you've gotten rid of all the commanders, the regular units will instantly run when you attack. It can be quite amusing to watch, actually.

[Shadowlord]

I took provinces that way early on, but I just tried to do it on someone's supposedly poorly defended province last turn (assassination, with a priest attacking from another province) when the province had only a "single officer and a few loyal henchmen" or somesuch, and the result was the assassin found no commander and the priest got killed.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Ah. Like I said before, PD doesn't count. That's an entirely separate thing and is not vulnerable to assassinations (as we have just learned).

[Ashsaber]

Map

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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BLACK BOXES THEY DO NOTHING

Marveni would like to know if the land of the cuddly ferocious jaguars are alright.

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Also I vaguely recall spoiler tags being able to say something else besides "spoiler". Can someone enlighten me on how to do it here, if it's possible?

[Shadowlord]

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By writing: [spoiler=moo], for example.

P.S. Either those cavemen are a lot weaker than I thought they would be, or your jaguar warriors are a lot stronger than I'm expecting them to be!