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Worldmaster27

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #285 on: April 11, 2014, 06:41:22 pm »
Mane Rayder is the president. Worldmaster doesn't know who Mane Rayder is. Worldmaster is an American citizen. Therefore, Americans don't know who the president is.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #286 on: April 11, 2014, 06:42:00 pm »
If you build it, they will come.
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« Reply #287 on: April 11, 2014, 06:43:07 pm »
'They' is frequently used to refer to aliens.  Therefore, if you build something, Aliens will come.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #288 on: April 11, 2014, 06:47:29 pm »
Aliens will come. 'Aliens' can mean people not of your country. Therefore, if you build it, the Swiss will come.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #289 on: April 11, 2014, 06:51:22 pm »
The swiss are coming. The swiss are known for making cheese. Poorly-written dialogue is cheesy. Therefore, soon we will all speak entirely in bad action movie dialogue.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #290 on: April 11, 2014, 06:54:06 pm »
soon we will all speak entirely in bad action movie dialogue.  Stephen Seagal has was involved in over a hundred bad action movies.  Therefore, we must all mimic Stephen Seagal to stay cool.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #291 on: April 11, 2014, 08:26:28 pm »
We must all mimic Stephen Seagal to stay cool. Melting is not something cool people do. Therefore, anyone who does not mimic Stephen Seagal will melt.
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« Reply #292 on: April 11, 2014, 08:45:19 pm »
Anyone who does not mimic Stephen Seagal will melt. A mermaid is a "Sea Gal". Everyone who does not mimic mermaids will melt.
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« Reply #293 on: April 11, 2014, 08:47:01 pm »
Anyone who does not mimic mermaids will melt. Mermaids swim in water. Therefore anyone who cannot swim will melt.
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« Reply #294 on: April 11, 2014, 08:50:39 pm »
Everyone who cannot swim will melt. Dwarves can't swim. Therefore, all dwarves melt.
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« Reply #295 on: April 11, 2014, 09:46:19 pm »
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Everyone who cannot swim will melt. Dwarves can't swim. Therefore, all dwarves melt.
All dwarves melt. Ice melts. All dwarves are made of ice.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #296 on: April 11, 2014, 09:49:16 pm »
All dwarves are made of ice. Ice makes drinks cold when you put ice in said drink. Dwarves make drinks cold when you put them in said drink.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #297 on: April 11, 2014, 11:42:45 pm »
Dwarves make drinks cold when you put them in drinks. Incubi make things cold when they put 'them' in things. Dwarves are incubi.
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« Reply #298 on: April 11, 2014, 11:46:03 pm »
Incubi are all males. Therefore all Dwarves are male.
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« Reply #299 on: April 12, 2014, 07:11:29 am »
All dwarves are male. Dwarves breed through spores. Therefore, all males breed through spores.
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