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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #270 on: April 08, 2014, 09:56:47 am »
With strange aeons, even DEATH may die.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #271 on: April 08, 2014, 09:59:17 am »
With strange aeons, even DEATH may die.  To die it has to be mortal, and to be mortal one has to have mass.  therefore Death is an entity.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #272 on: April 08, 2014, 10:44:35 am »
Death is an entity. The onl ysure things are death and taxes. Therefore taxes are also an entity.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #273 on: April 08, 2014, 11:28:39 am »
Taxes are an entity. ENTITY:EVIL is also an entity. Therefore, taxes are goblins.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #274 on: April 08, 2014, 03:39:42 pm »
Quote from: Kilojoule Proton on April 08, 2014, 11:28:39 am
Taxes are an entity. ENTITY:EVIL is also an entity. Therefore, taxes are goblins.

(...so THAT'S why they keep attacking dwarf fortresses.  Hang on...)

Goblins are taxes.  Goblins attack dwarves.  Dwarves don't pay taxes.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #275 on: April 08, 2014, 08:48:39 pm »
Dwarves don't pay taxes. Taxing is a form of communication. Dwarves do not communicate.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #276 on: April 08, 2014, 08:55:02 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 08, 2014, 08:13:39 am
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I don't know what Ethereals you're talking about.
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Dwarves do not communicate. Dwarves have a chaotic society. Communication is required for a an organized society.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #277 on: April 08, 2014, 09:16:54 pm »
Edit: communication is required for an organized society,cults are Organized societies, therefore cults are caused by communication
« Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 09:25:48 pm by JackOSpades »
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #278 on: April 08, 2014, 09:17:45 pm »
...You missed one.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #279 on: April 08, 2014, 10:04:06 pm »
Cults are caused by communication. Communism is associated with Marx. Comedians are the cause of cults.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #280 on: April 09, 2014, 03:49:54 pm »
Comedians are the cause of cults. Chlamydia is prevalent in America. Most americans are cultists.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #281 on: April 09, 2014, 05:14:26 pm »
Most Americans are cultists. All cultists worship evil gods. All Americans worship democracy. Therefore, all Americans worship evil gods of democracy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #282 on: April 09, 2014, 06:09:58 pm »
All Americans worship evil gods of democracy. The Chaos gods are typically seen as evil. Therefore, all Americans typically worship Chaos gods.
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« Reply #283 on: April 09, 2014, 06:14:03 pm »
All Americans typically worship Chaos gods. Chaos is the opposite of order. America is a lawless hellhole.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #284 on: April 09, 2014, 06:17:48 pm »
America is lawless. Wildings are lawless. Mane Rayder is the president.
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