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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33358 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #195 on: April 06, 2014, 11:09:19 am »

There are three kinds of soil. Gun is a word that consists of three letters. Therefore, all types of soil are guns.
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GWG argues about everything.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #196 on: April 06, 2014, 11:32:19 am »

GWG argues about everything.  Average humans dislike frequent arguements.  Therefore GWG is not human
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #197 on: April 06, 2014, 11:34:59 am »

I do not.

I argue about everything. I is a letter. The alphabet is argumentative.

GWG argues about everything.  Average humans dislike frequent arguements.  Therefore GWG is not human
GWG is not human. "Great Wyrm Gold" is a kind of dragon. Therefore, dragons are not human.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #198 on: April 06, 2014, 02:57:56 pm »

Dragons are not human. Lizards are not dragons. Lizards are human.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #199 on: April 06, 2014, 03:00:42 pm »

Lizards are human. Lizards are scaly. Therefore, scalies are humans.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #200 on: April 06, 2014, 03:24:46 pm »

Scales are humans. Justice is represented by scales. Ergo, Justice is human.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #201 on: April 06, 2014, 03:34:50 pm »

Justice is human. Justice is blind. Humans have no eyes.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #202 on: April 06, 2014, 03:36:50 pm »

Humans have no eyes. Cave fish have no eyes. Humans live in caves.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #203 on: April 06, 2014, 03:58:49 pm »

Humans live in caves. Giant cave spiders, which have eight legs live in caves. Therefore, humans have eight legs.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #204 on: April 06, 2014, 04:01:43 pm »

Humans have eight legs. Spiders have eight legs. Spiders build webs. Ergo, humans build webs.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #205 on: April 06, 2014, 04:02:45 pm »

Buildings are built. The Web is used for porn. Hence, Porn is a form of architecture.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #206 on: April 06, 2014, 04:30:16 pm »

Lizards are not dragons.
Darn tootin'.

Porn is a form of architecture. Porn has come up in this thread. GreatWyrmGold is disturbed by the turn this game just took.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #207 on: April 06, 2014, 04:36:38 pm »

Therefore, certain species of worms are repelled by architecture.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #208 on: April 06, 2014, 05:08:34 pm »

Certain species of worms are repelled by architecture. Magma is not worms. Therefore, magma is attracted to architecture.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #209 on: April 06, 2014, 07:59:49 pm »

Magma is attracted to architecture. Porn is Architecture. Therefore, Magma is attracted to Porn.
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