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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 32595 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #120 on: April 03, 2014, 06:12:46 pm »
Fish are friends. Not food.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #121 on: April 03, 2014, 06:14:05 pm »
A friend indeed is a friend in need. Therefore, fish are in need.
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Remuthra

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #122 on: April 03, 2014, 06:15:28 pm »
Whaling is legal in Japan. Therefore, the Japanese are dirty capitalists who rob fish of their possessions.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #123 on: April 03, 2014, 06:18:16 pm »
I think that didn't follow for different reasons than the game normally expects :P

Japanese are dirty capitalists who rob fish of their possessions. Making a fish no longer possessed is like doing an exorcism. Therefore, the Japanese perform exorcisms on possessed whales.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #124 on: April 03, 2014, 06:19:13 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on April 03, 2014, 06:18:16 pm
I think that didn't follow for different reasons than the game normally expects :P
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #125 on: April 03, 2014, 06:20:21 pm »
Maaybe ... please consult the thread poster.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #126 on: April 03, 2014, 06:22:44 pm »
the Japanese perform exorcisms on possessed whales.  The cursed blubber they possess is used to make candles.  Therefore candles will curse you.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #127 on: April 03, 2014, 06:24:03 pm »
Candles will curse you. Candles burn things. Therefore, burns are really a sign of possession.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #128 on: April 03, 2014, 06:25:17 pm »
Burns are a sign of possession. Abusive people burn their spouses and children. Therefore, abused family members legitimately belong to the abuser.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #129 on: April 03, 2014, 06:36:15 pm »
Abused family members legitimately belong to the abuser. A drug abuser abuses drugs that belong to him. Therefore drugs are the family of a drug abuser.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #130 on: April 03, 2014, 06:38:33 pm »
Drugs are the family of a drug abuser. Slavery is the selling of one's family. Therefore, drug dealers are modern slavers.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #131 on: April 03, 2014, 06:41:28 pm »
drug dealers are modern slavers.  If something is modern than hipsters both love and hate it.  Therefore hipsters love slavery.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #132 on: April 03, 2014, 07:06:31 pm »
Hipsters love and hate slavery. Southerners love and hate slavery. All hipsters are from the south.
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« Reply #133 on: April 03, 2014, 07:08:02 pm »
All hipsters are from the south. Southerners want to secede from the union. Therefore, hipsters think the USA is mainstream.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #134 on: April 03, 2014, 07:27:15 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on April 03, 2014, 06:25:17 pm
Burns are a sign of possession. Abusive people burn their spouses and children. Therefore, abused family members legitimately belong to the abuser.
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Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on April 03, 2014, 06:36:15 pm
Abused family members legitimately belong to the abuser. A drug abuser abuses drugs that belong to him. Therefore drugs are the family of a drug abuser.
And then it switches around to being humorously absurd.


Hipsters think America is mainstream. Hipsters do things before they were mainstream. Therefore, hipsters were the first Americans.
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