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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33397 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #105 on: April 03, 2014, 02:19:45 pm »
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #106 on: April 03, 2014, 02:20:41 pm »
TROLLOLOLOL

Moss is green, therefore rolling stones are never green.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #107 on: April 03, 2014, 02:26:53 pm »
Rolling stones are never green.  Green is the color of life.  therefore rolling stones are opposed to life
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #108 on: April 03, 2014, 02:27:54 pm »
Rolling stones are opposed to life. Undead are opposed to life, therefore rolling stones are undead.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #109 on: April 03, 2014, 02:29:43 pm »
Rolling Stones are undead. They are also a rock band. Therefore, rock bands are zombies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #110 on: April 03, 2014, 02:31:16 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 03, 2014, 02:29:43 pm
Rolling Stones are undead. They are also a rock band. Therefore, rock bands are zombies.
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Rock bands are zombies. Rock bands are associated with headbanging. Zombies are killed by banging things into their heads. Therefore, rock bands are made of suicidal zombies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #111 on: April 03, 2014, 03:38:06 pm »
Rock bands are made up of suicidal zombies. Suicidal zombies are locked in padded cells. Therefore, rock music is full of padding.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #112 on: April 03, 2014, 03:41:02 pm »
Rock is full of padding. Rocks are hard. Therefore, padding is hard.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #113 on: April 03, 2014, 03:43:50 pm »
Padding is hard. Games are full of padding. Therefore, games are hard.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #114 on: April 03, 2014, 03:45:45 pm »
Games are hard. Math is hard. Therefore, Games are Math.
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« Reply #115 on: April 03, 2014, 03:53:03 pm »
Solids are hard. Maths is hard. Therefore, maths and, by extension, games are solid. Hence, they are tangible.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #116 on: April 03, 2014, 05:37:04 pm »
Games and Math are tangible. Tangible means they can be touched. Therefore, mathematicians touch numbers inappropriately.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #117 on: April 03, 2014, 05:42:57 pm »
mathematicians touch numbers inappropriately.  As such all their work is invalid.  Therefore, all quantifiable science is invalid

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #118 on: April 03, 2014, 05:45:14 pm »
An invalid is one who cannot function properly because they are sick. Therefore, all quantifiable science does not work because it is sick.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #119 on: April 03, 2014, 06:09:56 pm »
(Last in chain again? My, what timing I have)

All quantifiable science does not work because it is sick. Prescription medicine makes sickness better. Therefore, pharmacology is the only true science and all others are sick, twisted heretics.
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