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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33413 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2014, 07:39:26 pm »
(Well then, that one was politically charged.)

Jetpacks are awesome.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2014, 07:42:01 pm »
awesome means to invoke awe.  Therefore, jetpacks invoke awe.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2014, 07:43:04 pm »
(Which is more offensive: the idea that Christianity causes violence, or that the American government is literally violence?)
Awe sounds like an aww sound. Thus, jet packs are disappointing.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2014, 07:45:32 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on April 02, 2014, 07:43:04 pm
(Which is more offensive: the idea that Christianity causes violence, or that the American government is literally violence?)
Awe sounds like an aww sound. Thus, jet packs are disappointing.
I am dissapointed.  Therefore, I am a jetpack.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2014, 07:47:20 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on April 02, 2014, 07:45:32 pm
I am dissapointed.  Therefore, I am a jetpack.

I is a letter for the word form of the mathematical constant 'pi'.  Therefore, pi rides around on a jetpack.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2014, 07:47:52 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 02, 2014, 07:47:20 pm
I is used letter in the word pi.  Therefore, pi rides around on a jetpack.
pi is a greek letter.  Therefore, Greeks ride around on jetpacks.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2014, 07:48:46 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on April 02, 2014, 07:47:52 pm
pi is a greek letter.  Therefore, Greeks ride around on jetpacks.

Macedon took over the Greeks.  Therefore, Alexander the Great conquered Persia with Jetpacks.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2014, 07:51:37 pm »
Persia is known for its coffee. Therefore, jetpacks are dangerous to operate while drinking coffee.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2014, 07:52:17 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:51:37 pm
Persia is known for its coffee. Therefore, jetpacks are dangerous to operate while drinking coffee.
Drinking coffee is often done in the morning.  Therefore, it is dangerous to fly jetpacks in the morning.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2014, 07:53:59 pm »
Mourning is done at funerals. Therefore, it is dangerous to fly jet packs at funerals.

5 new replies, jeez.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2014, 07:55:08 pm »
Funerals are a celebration of death. Therefore, jetpacks are the key to immortality.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2014, 07:55:55 pm »
Immortality is a curse.  Therefore, acquiring a jetpack is a curse.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2014, 07:57:47 pm »
Mummies cause curses. Therefore all jetpacks are created by mummies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2014, 07:58:34 pm »
Mummies live in pyramids. Therefore, jetpacks were used to build the pyramids.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2014, 07:59:51 pm »
Coffee wakes you up.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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