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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33094 times)

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #570 on: June 11, 2014, 01:53:33 am »

Sentience equals lies. Lies are false. Sentience is false.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #571 on: June 11, 2014, 01:56:36 am »

Sentience is false. Apparently a new topic every fifteen posts is false. Therefore... Sentience is not a new topic...

New topic:

We're nothing special.
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« Reply #572 on: June 11, 2014, 03:27:28 am »

We're nothing special. We're can refer to any group of people. We're Bay12ers. Therefore, Bay12 is nothing special.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #573 on: June 11, 2014, 03:29:55 am »

Bay12 is nothing special. Bay12 weaponize everything. Weaponizing everything is a normal thing to do.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #574 on: June 11, 2014, 04:26:55 am »

Weaponizing everything is a normal thing to do.
The majority of people do not weaponise everything. The majority of people are abnormal.
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« Reply #575 on: June 11, 2014, 04:29:32 am »

The majority of people are abnormal. Cannibalism is considered abnormal. Therefore, a majority of people are cannibals.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #576 on: June 11, 2014, 06:54:03 am »

A majority of people are cannibals. Most people are dead. Most people are zombies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #577 on: June 11, 2014, 07:25:03 am »

Most people are zombies. Zombies are immortal. Most people are immortal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #578 on: June 11, 2014, 07:33:52 am »

Most people are immortal. Necromancers are immortal. Therefore, most people are necromancers.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #579 on: June 11, 2014, 07:35:00 am »

Most people are necromancers. In SP, necromancers can teleport. Most people can teleport.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #580 on: June 11, 2014, 04:50:57 pm »

Most people can teleport. Some people cannot teleport. Those people must use cars. Most people don't have to use cars. Most people don't use cars. There are too many cars. People have no room for logic in their brains.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #581 on: June 17, 2014, 08:24:14 pm »

People have no use for logic in their brains. People have no use for stakes in their brains. Therefore, logical people have spikes shoved through their skulls.
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« Reply #582 on: June 17, 2014, 08:26:13 pm »

Logical people have spikes shoved through their skulls. Having a spike shoved through your brain is lethal. Therefore, logic is lethal.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #583 on: June 17, 2014, 08:33:53 pm »

Logic is lethal. This thread doesn't use regular logic. Therefore, this thread regularly promotes good health.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #584 on: June 17, 2014, 08:36:27 pm »

The logic in this thread makes you healthy. This logic is trollish. Trolls are medical professionals.

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