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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #555 on: June 10, 2014, 10:48:25 am »

You are eating a sandwich. I don't know where my sandwich is. Therefore, you stole my sandwich!
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« Reply #556 on: June 10, 2014, 10:49:25 am »

You stole my sandwich. Sandwich is food. So is glass to some people. Therefore my sandwich is glass.

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« Reply #557 on: June 10, 2014, 10:55:39 am »

Your sandwich is glass. I don't know for a fact that you aren't a sentient sandwich. Therefore you are a witch who shoots sandy glass at people.
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« Reply #558 on: June 10, 2014, 11:04:53 am »

You are a witch who shoots sandy class at people. Guns shoot things at people. Sandy glass is a thing. Therefore, guns shoot sandy glass.
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« Reply #559 on: June 10, 2014, 11:22:06 am »

Guns shoot sandy glass. So do you. Therefore, you are a gun.
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« Reply #560 on: June 10, 2014, 11:24:53 am »

You are a gun. "You" is rather vague when used in this thread. I could be the "you" in question. I am a Lich. Therefore, the gun is a Lich.
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« Reply #561 on: June 10, 2014, 12:13:27 pm »

You are a gun. "You" is rather vague when used in this thread. I could be the "you" in question. I am a Lich. Therefore, the gun is a Lich.
The gun is a lich. Meimiefan88's avatar is from a show featuring a lich. The gun was a prime antagonist in a cartoon.
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« Reply #562 on: June 10, 2014, 12:41:48 pm »

The gun was a prime antagonist in a cartoon. Megatron was a prime antagonist and a gun. Megatron is a Decepticon. Therefore all guns are Decepticons.

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« Reply #563 on: June 10, 2014, 02:49:22 pm »

All guns are Decepticons. If you take out the c in decepticon, you get deception. Therefore all guns use deception.
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« Reply #564 on: June 10, 2014, 02:51:29 pm »

All guns use deception. If you swap the g with an n, you get the words nuns. Magicians use deception. Therefore, all nuns are magicians.
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« Reply #565 on: June 10, 2014, 03:28:00 pm »

All nuns are magicians. If you swap the "All" with the "are," you get a question: Are nuns all magicians? We know that they are. Therefore, the answer to every question is yes.
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« Reply #566 on: June 10, 2014, 03:52:25 pm »

The answer to every question is yes. Therefore the answer to 'Is Mother 3 Confirmed yet?' is yes. Mother 3 is not confirmed yet. Therefore anybody who says yes is lying.
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« Reply #567 on: June 10, 2014, 04:51:34 pm »

(WTF are you talking about? It came out years ago.)

Mother 3 is not confirmed yet. Therefore anybody who says yes is lying. Mother 3 came out years ago. I am a liar.
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« Reply #568 on: June 11, 2014, 01:39:46 am »

I am a liar. I am a person. People are liars.
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« Reply #569 on: June 11, 2014, 01:40:27 am »

I am a liar. I am a person. People are liars.
People are liars. People are also sentient. Therefore sentience equals lies.
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