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[Lyeos]

Explosions are paradoxes. Explosions happen. Paradoxes are impossible. Therefore, explosions aren't real.

Friendship is not magic.

[darkpaladin109]

Friendship is not magic. Science is not magic. Therefore friendship is science.

[Weirdsound]

Friendship is science. GLaDOS kills people for science. GLaDOS considers all her victims to be friends.

[hops]

GlaDOS considers all her victims to be friends. GlaDOS is homicidal. GlaDOS is friendly.

[Worldmaster27]

GlaDOS is friendly. I am typically friendly. Therefore, I am typically homicidal.

[Lyeos]

You are typically homicidal. I am typically homicidal. Therefore, you are my clone.

[Worldmaster27]

I am Lyeos's clone. Lyeos is a lich madman. I am a GM. Therefore, I am a lich madman who controls your fate.

[Tawa]

Worldmaster is a lich madman who controls your fate. The word "lich" also sounds like "witch" and "Mitch". Worldmaster27 is a witch named Mitch.

[Weirdsound]

Worldmaster27 is named Mitch. The US Senate Minority leader is named Mitch. Therefore Worldmaster27 is the US Senate Minority Leader.

[Lyeos]

Worldmaster27 is the US Senate Minority Leader. Worldmaster27 isn't old enough for that position. Therefore, the government is cheating itself.

[Tawa]

The government is cheating itself. Writing answers on your arm helps you cheat. The government writes answers on its arm.

[griffinpup]

The government writes answers on its arm.  Since emo people also write things on their arms, the government is emo.

[Lyeos]

The government is emo. Emos may (de)volve into Hipsters. All governments are going to go against the mainstream by being mainstream.

[Weirdsound]

All governments are going to go against the mainstream by being mainstream. A stream is sort of like a river, which is sort of like a street made of water. Main Street is a street found near the center of town. The Mississippi River cuts through the center of several towns, and as such can be considered 'Main Stream'. Therefore all governments are in the Mississippi River and trying to swim against it.

[Tawa]

All governments are in the Mississippi River and trying to swim against the current. Pokémon cannot swim without Surf. Pokémon can be viewed as a statement about the government. The government must learn Surf or drown.

I'm eating a sandwich.