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Lyeos

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #405 on: April 19, 2014, 10:27:20 pm »
Music is the universal language.
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« Reply #406 on: April 19, 2014, 11:10:08 pm »
Therefore music can only be understood by universes.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #407 on: April 22, 2014, 05:19:22 am »
Music can only be understood by universes. Some people can understand music. Therefore, some people are universes.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #408 on: April 22, 2014, 07:41:29 am »
Some people are universes. Universes are always expanding. Therefore, some people are always expanding.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #409 on: April 22, 2014, 11:09:31 am »
Some people are always expanding.  People go on diets to prevent expansion.  Continual expansion leads to the heat death of the universe.  Diets are the key to preventing the heat death of the universe.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #410 on: April 23, 2014, 01:38:47 am »
Diets are the key to preventing the heat death of the universe. My mum is on a diet. Therefore, my mum is preventing the heat death of the universe.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #411 on: April 23, 2014, 03:10:48 am »
Your mum is prevnting the heat death of the universe. There are many 'your mom' jokes on the Internet. Therefore, jokes are preventing the heat death of the universe.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #412 on: April 23, 2014, 07:30:28 am »
Jokes are preventing the heat death of the universe, jokes cause laughter, therefore laughter is preventing the heat death of the universe.
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« Reply #413 on: April 23, 2014, 07:42:28 am »
Laughter is preventing the heat death of the universe. Some people laugh at pain. Therefore, pain is preventing the heat death of the universe.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #414 on: April 23, 2014, 04:30:10 pm »
Pane is preventing the heat-death of the universe. Windows have panes. Therefore the heat-death of the universe can be prevented by closing windows.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #415 on: April 24, 2014, 03:01:57 am »
The heat death of the universe  can be prevented by closing windows. This is impossible in Minecraft. Therefore, the heat death of the universe is caused by Minecraft.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #416 on: April 24, 2014, 04:08:10 pm »
Minecraft is causing the heat death of the universe. Lots of people want minecraft. Therefore, people want the heat death of the universe.
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« Reply #417 on: April 24, 2014, 04:25:43 pm »
People want the heat death of the universe. The heat death will mean no more advanced technology. Therefore, people hate advanced technology.
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« Reply #418 on: April 24, 2014, 04:26:37 pm »
People hate advanced technology. People try to build advanced technology all the time. Therefore, people hate their creations.
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« Reply #419 on: April 24, 2014, 04:29:54 pm »
People hate their creations. People can create babies. Thus, everyone hates babies.
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