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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #375 on: April 17, 2014, 11:38:18 am »
Trees do not exist in our solar system. Trees are necessary for the creation of oxygen. Oxygen is necessary for life. Therefore, there is no life in our Solar System.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #376 on: April 17, 2014, 11:40:34 am »
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Uninformed juries reach the wrong verdict.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #377 on: April 17, 2014, 12:27:44 pm »
Uninformed juries reach the wrong verdict. Not doing research is responsible for people being uninformed. Wikipedia is not considered research. Using Wikipedia leads to the wrong verdict
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #378 on: April 17, 2014, 12:30:43 pm »
Uniformed juries reach the wrong verdict. Uniforms are worn in school. Therefore, juries wearing school uniforms reach the wrong verdict.

Using Wikipedia leads to the wrong verdict. Everyone uses Wikipedia. Therefore, everyone gives the wrong verdict.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #379 on: April 17, 2014, 12:53:00 pm »
everyone gives the wrong verdict, though giving the right one is possible, therefore everyone is incapable at doing the right thing
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #380 on: April 17, 2014, 01:01:41 pm »
Everyone is incapable of doing the right thing. Paladins often claim to do the right thing. Therefore, everything that a Paladin believes in is wrong.
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« Reply #381 on: April 17, 2014, 01:04:53 pm »
Everything that a Paladin believes in is wrong. Paladins believe killing Undead is the right thing. Therefore, killing Undead is wrong.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #382 on: April 17, 2014, 01:17:04 pm »
Killing undead is wrong. Being wrong means you fail calculus tests. Killing undead leads to failing calculus
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #383 on: April 17, 2014, 02:04:52 pm »
Killing undead leads to failing calculus. Undead are dead, so killing them would make them alive. Therefore, living leads to failing calculus.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #384 on: April 17, 2014, 02:27:22 pm »
Living leads to failing calculus. You have to be alive to attempt a calculus course. Therefore, calculus is impossible to pass.
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« Reply #385 on: April 17, 2014, 02:28:37 pm »
Calculus is impossible to pass. Gandalf is known for saying "You shall not pass!". Therefore, Gandalf is calculus.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #386 on: April 17, 2014, 02:36:07 pm »
Gandalf is Calculus. Calculus is a subject in school.That means that school is the Fellowship of the Ring.
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« Reply #387 on: April 17, 2014, 02:39:36 pm »
School is the Fellowship of the Ring. The Fellowship of the Ring was a popular movie. Therefore, school is a popular movie.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #388 on: April 17, 2014, 03:00:18 pm »
School is a popular movie. These days some of the most popular movies are about superheroes. Therefore, our schools are full of metahumans.
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« Reply #389 on: April 17, 2014, 03:07:14 pm »
Schools are full of meta humans. The Flash is a meta human. Therefore, schools are full of absurdly fast people.
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