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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #360 on: April 16, 2014, 08:57:21 am »
((New topic, I think))

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« Reply #361 on: April 16, 2014, 08:59:29 am »
Space is the final frontier. It is said that idiots have space between their ears. As such idiots have the final frontier between their ears
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« Reply #362 on: April 16, 2014, 09:02:35 am »
Idiots have the final frontier between their ears. Star Trek involves the final frontier. Therefore, Star Trek explores idiots.

(( D: I actually like Star Trek, so don't get mad?))
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« Reply #363 on: April 16, 2014, 09:09:23 am »
Star Trek explores idiots. William Shatner was made famous from Star Trek. Ergo William Shatner got famous from exploring idiots
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« Reply #364 on: April 16, 2014, 03:47:32 pm »
William Shatner got famous from exploring idiots. Idiots are omnipresent. Therefore, William Shatner got famous exploring what we see everyday.
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« Reply #365 on: April 16, 2014, 05:32:25 pm »
William Shatner got famous exploring what we see everyday. I and many others see America everyday. Therefore, William Shatner discovered America.
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« Reply #366 on: April 16, 2014, 05:35:27 pm »
William Shatner discovered America. Christopher Columbus discovered America 600 years ago. Therefore, William Shatner is actually 600 year old Christopher Columbus in disguise.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #367 on: April 16, 2014, 05:43:06 pm »
William Shatner is actually 600 year old Christopher Columbus in disguise. Humans don't live to be 600 years old. Trees can be 600 years old. Therefore, Christopher Columbus is a moving tree.
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« Reply #368 on: April 16, 2014, 06:12:50 pm »
William Shatner is a moving tree, moving trees are called treeants, therefore William Shatner is an ant on itself.
((I think that this works better if the original subject remains. So that you end up with something completely outlandish about space, rather than just whatever the last person said about the second-last person's statement...))
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« Reply #369 on: April 16, 2014, 06:38:34 pm »
((What do you mean? How is getting from space being the final frontier to William Shatner being an ant on itself not funny?!?!?!?!))

William Shatner is an ant on itself. This means the William Shatner ant is on another William Shatner ant, but it is the same ant. That is a paradox. Paradoxes create black holes. Black holes are found in space. Therefore, William Shatner is a black hole in space.

((Bit long, but that might set it back on track for you ;) ))
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« Reply #370 on: April 16, 2014, 08:32:03 pm »
William Shatner is a black hole in space. Black holes can suck in stars. William Shatner is going to eat the sun.
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« Reply #371 on: April 16, 2014, 11:47:55 pm »
William Shatner is going to eat the sun. You are what you eat. Therefore, William Shnhatner is the sun.
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« Reply #372 on: April 17, 2014, 02:30:38 am »
William Shatner is 83. Therefore the Sun is also 83. Therefore the Sun and the number 83 are he same thing and have only existed for 83 years.
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« Reply #373 on: April 17, 2014, 07:44:38 am »
The Sun has existed for 83 years. I am 551. Therefore, I am the oldest thing in the solar system.
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« Reply #374 on: April 17, 2014, 07:54:38 am »
Worldmaster is the oldest thing in the solar system. Worldmaster is 551. We've already established that there are 600 year old trees. Therefore, trees do not exist in our solar system.
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