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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #345 on: April 15, 2014, 12:36:51 pm »
All accountants are smelly. Corpse Flowers are also smelly. Therefore, banks are run by corpse flowers.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #346 on: April 15, 2014, 12:40:08 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 15, 2014, 12:36:51 pm
All accountants are smelly. Corpse Flowers are also smelly. Therefore, banks are run by corpse flowers.
Uh, new topic time.
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« Reply #347 on: April 15, 2014, 12:41:10 pm »
It is new topic time. It is also Adventure time. Therefore, new topics are adventures.
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« Reply #348 on: April 15, 2014, 12:44:22 pm »
new topics are adventures.  Therefore spammers are heroes.
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« Reply #349 on: April 15, 2014, 12:45:22 pm »
Adventures often take place in exotic places. Uzbekistan is an exotic place. And so, new topics take place in Uzbekistan
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« Reply #350 on: April 15, 2014, 12:59:00 pm »
New topics take place in Uzbekistan. Uzbekistan was part of the Soviet Union. Therefore, all new topics have supported Communism.
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« Reply #351 on: April 15, 2014, 02:38:29 pm »
All new topics have supported Communism. The soviets were communist. Therefore, in Soviet Troll-thread NEW TOPIC POST YOU!
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« Reply #352 on: April 15, 2014, 04:50:57 pm »
Communists are against banks. Banks are run by corpse flowers. Therefore all old topics are about corpse flowers.
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« Reply #353 on: April 15, 2014, 05:28:51 pm »
Old topics are about corpse flowers. Banks are run by Corpse Flowers. Therefore, old topics keep money safe.
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« Reply #354 on: April 16, 2014, 02:54:36 am »
Old topics keep money safe. Old topics are usually dead. Dying is a great way to save money.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #355 on: April 16, 2014, 03:12:16 am »
Dying is a great way to save money, I can save money by switching to GEICO. Dying is a great way to switch to GEICO.
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« Reply #356 on: April 16, 2014, 03:17:48 am »
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Dying is a great way to save money, I can save money by switching to GEICO. Dying is a great way to switch to GEICO.
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After death comes the mourning.
After morning comes night.  Therefore, death is night.
Beside the knight is the bishop.  Therefore, death is a bishop.
The bishop is underneath the pope.  Therefore, death is under the pope's control.
The pope has serious convictions.  Therefore, death has serious convictions.
With serious convictions you get life.  Therefore, death is life.
Hence, as death is life, living is also a great way to switch to GEICO. Thus switching to GEICO is inevitable for all life.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #357 on: April 16, 2014, 08:01:33 am »
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Dying is a great way to save money, I can save money by switching to GEICO. Dying is a great way to switch to GEICO.
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After death comes the mourning.
After morning comes night.  Therefore, death is night.
Beside the knight is the bishop.  Therefore, death is a bishop.
The bishop is underneath the pope.  Therefore, death is under the pope's control.
The pope has serious convictions.  Therefore, death has serious convictions.
With serious convictions you get life.  Therefore, death is life.
Hence, as death is life, living is also a great way to switch to GEICO. Thus switching to GEICO is inevitable for all life.
It doesn't work quite like that.
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« Reply #358 on: April 16, 2014, 08:11:35 am »
Switching to GEICO is inevitable for all life. Switching to GEICO takes 15 minutes or less. Therefore, life only takes 15 minutes or less.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #359 on: April 16, 2014, 08:46:09 am »
Life only takes 15 minutes. Adult mayflies only live for 1/31046.25 of the average human lifespan. Therefore adult mayflies only live for a bit less than .03 of a second.
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