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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #240 on: April 07, 2014, 07:47:42 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on April 07, 2014, 04:41:57 pm
Therefore, religion is the path to happiness.
Ah, yes. Insane troll logic at its most insane.

Anyways. New thread.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #241 on: April 07, 2014, 08:07:18 pm »
The sun is traveling around the center of the universe. The earth travels around the sun. Therefore the Earth is travelling the universe to find itself.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #242 on: April 07, 2014, 08:20:17 pm »
the Earth is travelling the universe to find itself.  When lost and help is coming, you are logically told to remain in one place.  Therefore the Earth is alone in its capacity to produce intelligent thought.

[@GWG. : (  aside from actually trolling in the trolllogic game . . . you dont believe religion is capable of producing happy or content being?]
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #243 on: April 07, 2014, 08:25:01 pm »
((Possible? Yes. But then, anything can produce happy or content beings. Religion isn't particularly good at it, compared to...well...most other things. It's certainly not as good as the faithful like to think it is.))

The Earth is the only sentient being. Humans build cities on Earth. Humans are unintelligent parasites.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #244 on: April 07, 2014, 08:26:12 pm »
(oh please don't start this conversation. Not here anyways. If you want to talk about serious stuff take it to General Discussion please)

 Humans are unintelligent parasites. Tapeworms are unintelligent parasites. Humans live in intestines.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #245 on: April 07, 2014, 08:32:11 pm »
Earth's intestines are caves. Humans live in intestines. GCS live in caves. Humans are giant cave spiders.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #246 on: April 07, 2014, 09:37:51 pm »
GCS are farmed for string. Humans are GCS. Therefore, humans are farmed for string.
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« Reply #247 on: April 07, 2014, 10:37:39 pm »
Humans are farmed for strings. You use strings in computer code. Humans live in computers.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #248 on: April 07, 2014, 10:53:04 pm »
Humans live in computers. Computers contain information. Therefore, humans eat information.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #249 on: April 07, 2014, 10:55:44 pm »
We are in the Information age. Humans eat information. All humans will become morbidly obese.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #250 on: April 07, 2014, 11:03:11 pm »
All humans will become morbidly obese. Morbidity is associated with macabre moods. As a result, every human now has a macabre or fell mood.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #251 on: April 07, 2014, 11:11:49 pm »
A fell (mountain) is usually high and barren. Humans have fell moods. Humans are usually high and infertile.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #252 on: April 07, 2014, 11:35:32 pm »
Humans are usually high and infertile. Soil bacteria taken into the stratosphere are high and infertile. Therefore, humans are soil bacteria.

(I wonder why the topic shifts back to humans so frequently. Could it be that most people posting are neither elves nor dwarves nor goblins but humans?)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #253 on: April 07, 2014, 11:41:56 pm »
Humans are soil bacteria. Humans can be seen with the naked eye. Soil bacteria can be seen with the naked eye.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #254 on: April 08, 2014, 12:09:31 am »
Soil bacteria can be seen with the naked eye. A naked eye is an example of EyeScream. Therefore, soil bacteria are made of ice cream.

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