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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #225 on: April 07, 2014, 12:28:09 pm »

He is nonsensical. Helium exists. Therefore, everything that exists is nonsensical.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #226 on: April 07, 2014, 12:31:53 pm »

New page, bud.

"Let It Go" is often parodied.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #227 on: April 07, 2014, 12:50:29 pm »

Songs that are good are often parodied. Let It Go is often parodied. Therefore, Let It Go is a good song.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #228 on: April 07, 2014, 12:59:15 pm »

Let It Go is a good song.  Paladins are good.  Demons are evil.  Paladins sing 'Let it go' when they attack demons.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #229 on: April 07, 2014, 01:30:25 pm »

Songs that are good are often parodied. Let It Go is often parodied. Therefore, Let It Go is a good song.
((This is supposed to be an insane troll logic thread!))

Let It Go is a good song.  Paladins are good.  Demons are evil.  Paladins sing 'Let it go' when they attack demons.
((Oh this is hilarious.))

Paladins sing Let It Go. Elsa sang Let It Go. Elsa is a paladin.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #230 on: April 07, 2014, 01:35:55 pm »

Elsa is a paladin. Elsa is a woman. Therefore, all women are paladins.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #231 on: April 07, 2014, 03:39:18 pm »

Women are sometimes considered trophies. Women are paladins. Therefore, Paladins are trophies.
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« Reply #232 on: April 07, 2014, 03:58:06 pm »

Paladins are trophies. Trophy sounds similar to entropy. Thus, paladins are responsible for the heatdeath of the universe.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #233 on: April 07, 2014, 04:05:41 pm »

Paladins will cause the heat death of the universe. When that happens we should let it go... therefore all paladins want us to 'Let It Go'.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #234 on: April 07, 2014, 04:14:47 pm »

All paladins want us to "Let It Go.¨ Want and Ignorance are siblings. Therefore, all paladins are siblings of Ignorance.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #235 on: April 07, 2014, 04:36:17 pm »

Paladins are siblings of Ignorance.  Ignorance is bliss.  Therefore, Paladins are always happy.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #236 on: April 07, 2014, 04:41:57 pm »

Paladins are always happy.  Paladins are usually very religious.  Therefore, religion is the path to happiness.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #237 on: April 07, 2014, 04:46:10 pm »

Religion is the path to happiness. Happiness is the opposite of sadness. Therefore, sadness is the path to religion.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #238 on: April 07, 2014, 05:31:32 pm »

sadness is the path to religion. parting is such sweet sorrow. religion means saying goodbye
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #239 on: April 07, 2014, 06:27:53 pm »

Religion means saying goodbye. Some people say "Good buy!" when they have bought something useful. Therefore, religion is the art of competitive shopping.
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