Topic: Insane Troll Logic (Read 33422 times)

Remuthra · « **Reply #180 on:** April 05, 2014, 09:32:46 pm »

A sphere is the most space-efficient 3-dimensional shape.

flame99 · « **Reply #181 on:** April 05, 2014, 09:35:13 pm »

A sphere is the most space-efficient 3D shape. Spaceships are efficient in space. Therefore, all spheres are spaceships.

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #182 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:09:23 pm »

All spheres are spaceships. Spaceships fly through space. Earth is a sphere. Earth flies through space.

My Name is Immaterial · « **Reply #183 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:11:00 pm »

Earth flies through space. Flying things have wings. Earth has wings.

PrivateNomad · « **Reply #184 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:11:23 pm »

Earth has wings, therefor Earth drinks Redbull.

kj1225 · « **Reply #185 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:16:08 pm »

The earth requires fertilizer to be fertile. The Earth drinks redbull. Therefore Redbull is shit.

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #186 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:21:14 pm »

Red bull is shit. Red bull is bad for you. Therefore, shit is bad.

Zanzetkuken The Great · « **Reply #187 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:32:55 pm »

Our world has a lot of bad things happening. Therefore, our world is shit.

Playergamer · « **Reply #188 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:33:46 pm »

Our world is poop. Poop is brown. Thus, our world is brown.

mastahcheese · « **Reply #189 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:34:51 pm »

Our world is brown. Trees are brown. Therefore, the world is a tree.

Remuthra · « **Reply #190 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:41:05 pm »

Earth is a tree. Trees absorb water. Therefore, the Earth has no water on it.

ICBM pilot · « **Reply #191 on:** April 05, 2014, 10:55:59 pm »

Earth is a tree. Earth has no water trees need water to live. Therefore Earth is dead

My Name is Immaterial · « **Reply #192 on:** April 06, 2014, 12:02:04 am »

The Earth is dead. It has wings and is often refered to with the feminine pronoun. Therefore, the Earth is a zombie harpy.

Remuthra · « **Reply #193 on:** April 06, 2014, 12:23:12 am »

The Earth is a zombie harpy. Harpies are another word for Furies. There are three Furies in Greek mythology. Therefore, there are three Earths.

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #194 on:** April 06, 2014, 10:07:59 am »

There are three Earths. Earth is a synonym for soil. There are three kinds of soil.

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