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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 33333 times)

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #150 on: April 04, 2014, 10:36:16 am »
Apples grow on trees.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #151 on: April 04, 2014, 10:45:01 am »
Apples grow on treed, therefore evergreens arent trees
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #152 on: April 04, 2014, 10:46:03 am »
Evergreens are not trees. Therefore, trees are not green.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2014, 10:50:47 am »
Trees are not green. At holiday time, things are either green or red, so trees are red. Therefore, trees are simultaneously Communist and American GOP supporters.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #154 on: April 04, 2014, 11:18:49 am »
Trees are Communists. Russians are Communists. Therefore, all Rusians are trees.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #155 on: April 04, 2014, 11:29:28 am »
All Russians are trees. Russia is no longer communist, but capitalist. Therefore, all trees are American citizens.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #156 on: April 04, 2014, 11:38:08 am »
All trees are American citizens. Trees are GOP supporters. Therefore, all American citizens are Republicans.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #157 on: April 04, 2014, 01:54:22 pm »
All American citizens are Republicans. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Therefore all American citizens are Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #158 on: April 04, 2014, 01:55:48 pm »
Abraham Lincoln is a tree. George Washington cut down a cherry tree. Therefore, Abraham Lincoln and George Washington are mortal enemies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #159 on: April 04, 2014, 01:57:01 pm »
You didn't start with my conclusion D:

Abe Lincoln and George Washington are mortal enemies. Both of them are humans. Therefore, all humans are mortal enemies.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #160 on: April 04, 2014, 02:06:00 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on April 04, 2014, 01:57:01 pm
You didn't start with my conclusion D:
He left a step out there.

All humans are mortal enemies. Americans are trees. Americans are disliked by other nations more than normal. Therefore, everyone hates trees almost as much as they hate other people.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #161 on: April 04, 2014, 05:07:01 pm »
Oh I thought it was strictly a telephone game, going from one statement to the next. Rereading the OP, it looks like we're building up a whole thing.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #162 on: April 04, 2014, 05:08:41 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 04, 2014, 02:06:00 pm
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on April 04, 2014, 01:57:01 pm
You didn't start with my conclusion D:
All humans are mortal enemies. Americans are trees. Americans are disliked by other nations more than normal. Therefore, everyone hates trees almost as much as they hate other people.

Three is the number of God. Therefore everyone hate God.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #163 on: April 04, 2014, 05:11:27 pm »
God is love. Love is blind. Blind people are blind.

Therefore, everyone hates blind people. Including blind people.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #164 on: April 04, 2014, 05:16:06 pm »
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Even blind people hate blind people. But love is blind, therefore everyone hates love despite loving to hate. Since everyone hates each other, everyone loves each other. Since America and Russia are both composed of apple trees, everyone else is a love apple.
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