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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #135 on: April 03, 2014, 07:29:14 pm »
The first Americans were protestant. Hipsters were the first Americans. All hipsters are protestant.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #136 on: April 03, 2014, 07:30:52 pm »
He who dares, wins.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #137 on: April 03, 2014, 07:31:46 pm »
He who dares, wins.  If he wins there is no reason to play.  Therefore winning is pointless.

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« Reply #138 on: April 03, 2014, 07:33:19 pm »
He who dares, wins. He who double dares is Samuel L. Jackson. Therefore, you cannot win against Samuel L. Jackson. Damn ninjas!

Winning is pointless, but losing is Fun. Pointless means not sharp. Therefore, losing is an edged weapon but winning is a blunt one.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #139 on: April 03, 2014, 07:35:32 pm »
Edged weapons are better for killing. Blunt weapons are better for knocking others out. Therefore murderers lose and kidnappers win.
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« Reply #140 on: April 03, 2014, 07:40:29 pm »
Therefore, as winning is pointless, kidnapping is pointless.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #141 on: April 03, 2014, 08:00:03 pm »
As kids napping is pointless, naptime is a waste of time.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #142 on: April 03, 2014, 08:02:19 pm »
Napping is a waste of thyme. Therefore cooks and spice merchants don't take naps.
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« Reply #143 on: April 03, 2014, 08:31:42 pm »
Spice merchants and cooks don't take naps. Never trust a skinny cook. Therefore, being awake makes you fat.
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« Reply #144 on: April 03, 2014, 11:35:10 pm »
Sleep is "chief nourisher in life's feast", therefore, sleeping makes you fat as you are eating and not exercising. Not being asleep is being awake. Hence, either way you get fat. Therefore, to exist is to get fat.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #145 on: April 04, 2014, 06:29:17 am »
To exist is to get fat.  fat cells store energy for use in a higher effort.  Machines possess higher logic.  Therefore humans will serve as bioelectrical batteries for a machine empire.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2014, 06:30:55 am by pisskop »
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #146 on: April 04, 2014, 08:17:54 am »
Humans will serve as biomechanical batteries for a machine empire. The Matrix depicts this happening, despite being made before humans served as biomechanical batteries for a machine empire. Therefore, The Matrix had to be sent back in time.
Therefore, the Matrix franchise exists in the same universe as the Terminator franchise.

((...By the way, does anyone care to hear about how BS that explanation is or how much awesomer the originally-planned wetware computing thing was?))
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« Reply #147 on: April 04, 2014, 08:18:59 am »
(Editing rules: Only the final part of the chainhas to have the therefore link with the first.)

Terminators are machines from the same universe as the matrix.  Crystal matrixes are made by sorcerers serving dark gods.  Therefore, terminators do not serve Skynet, they serve Cthulhu.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #148 on: April 04, 2014, 08:35:50 am »
Terminaters serve Cthulu. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Therefore Terminators have nothing giving them commands at the moment
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2014, 10:34:54 am »
The Terminators have no one to give them commands. Therefore, they are at the top. Therefore, they have won. Therefore, they dared.

New logic next post, I believe.
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