MASCHES
[5] Epona gets up and walks past the Cucoos. In no time you're at Hyrule Town. You ride across the drawbridge and into the marketplace. People are running in circles, spinning in place, and somewhere someone is playing music. There's like a million dogs running around too.
Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina
Cucoo Wing
Quest ItemsKokiri's Emerald
NICK
[5] You guys jump so hard you smash through the roof and land in King Koopa's throne room on the second floor. [1] King Koopa is massive, more than several hundred feet tall, his body is covered in hard yellow scales and his tail ends in a ball covered in flaming spikes. He also has four hugely muscled arms that end in rough-knuckled fists, the two lower ones lazily cradle an oversized flat-headed hammer. [5] He's sleeping loudly, with a blanky that could cover the entirety of a small village pulled over his head. [2] There's also like two thousand armored troopas [4] but they're all busy playing with shells at the foot of the throne.
Thus far the two of you are unnoticed by the occupants of the room. The throne room is big, really big. There are clouds visible near the distant ceiling. The room is shaped like a hall, it's dozens of meters wide, and hundreds long. At one end is King Koopa, of course, and the other is a big huge door with ring handles the size of buildings. Behind the throne is a huge tapestry depicting a caricature of King Koopa that's even larger, nastier, and tough-looking than the one on the throne breathing fire and eating toads alive and stepping on half ruined houses. The curtain ends in rope tassels woven thicker than tree trunks which end a few dozen feet from the floor. And in that space between the stone floor and the tassels are what would appear, to someone of the King Koopa's size, to be mouseholes with doors, from which koopas occasionally emerge, letting escape a cacaphony of light and noise until they are finally shut. Lining the halls are huge stained glass depictions wreathed by gilded curtains of the different species that make up Lord Bowser's army.
Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 6/6
Coins [12]
Hammer
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick
Paper LSPHP: 6/6
Nothing!
Le IRL
Everyone has finished off their pink lemonade by now.
That was the last of it I think.Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-2 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness
Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling
Derm
Gender: Male
Appearance: Has huge muscles. Has dark brown skin and long black hair that he wears tied back into a ponytail.
Background: A registered Bisoncop. Former Lich and Master of Darkness.
Health: Okay
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Skilled Conjuration, Skilled Necromancy
Elliot 'El' Espee
Gender: Male
Appearance: Beefy, a bit pale. Doesn't look like he gets out much. Has short-cropped blonde hair.
Background: Also a registered Bisoncop. Former stand-up comedian of little fame.
Health: Doin' Fine
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Master Comedy
Ideas
None
Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
2x Bisoncop Pistols
2x Bisoncop Batons
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad
Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV
PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]
Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!
Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection
Welcome!
Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5