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[Parsely]

I didn't agree, I just don't know what's going on.

It's a suggestion game. You don't have to do anything. Think of it as a cameo.

[The Froggy Ninja]

I didn't agree, I just don't know what's going on.

Your opinion is irrelevant! We have stolen part of your soul and it will remain imprisoned in this game until further notice! Hail Bison!

[Parsely]

MASCHES

You get one arm loose and grab one of the cucoos by his wings. [3] Rip and tear! Blood flies everywhere, and you only get one wing. So now that cucoo's going down, but so are you. The earth doesn't look too soft and it's rushing up towards you pretty quick.

Bad Guys!
11 Cucoos
4 Super Cucoos
1 Leadah Cucoo


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina
Cucoo Wing

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

NICK

[4] There's space between the door and the ground enough for you to slip under and into the next room.

It's a big anteroom. There are some stairs up ahead leading to another big huge door. You can see from here that there's a big giant keyhole in it. There are two other normal-sized doors on either side of the stairs on the ground floor.

Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 6/6
Coins [12]
Hammer
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Le IRL

You guys can chill here if you like. Kay, sweet. I'm Derm, that's Elliot Espee. I just call him El.

The swelling in Nick's face isn't getting any better. [-2 Cha]

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-2 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Derm
Gender: Male
Appearance: Has huge muscles. Has dark brown skin and long black hair that he wears tied back into a ponytail.
Background: A registered Bisoncop. Former Lich and Master of Darkness.
Health: Okay
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Skilled Conjuration, Skilled Necromancy

Elliot 'El' Espee
Gender: Male
Appearance: Beefy, a bit pale. Doesn't look like he gets out much. Has short-cropped blonde hair.
Background: Also a registered Bisoncop. Former stand-up comedian of little fame.
Health: Doin' Fine
Skills: Skilled Batons, Skilled Pistols, Master Comedy

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
2x Bisoncop Pistols
2x Bisoncop Batons
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

MACHES: Throw links Midos hat into the ground below you and stick your sword straight down!
WE GONNA HAVE SHISKABOB TONIGHT.

[LordSlowpoke]

method is flawed

i watch all of gunin's games

all of them

even the ones that don't exist

but have a ptw

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You suddenly reminded me of that quote from anchorman 2.
'I can always correctly guess how many jellybean are in a jellybean jar.
Even when i am wrong.'

[Parsely]

MACHES: Throw links Midos hat into the ground below you and stick your sword straight down!
WE GONNA HAVE SHISKABOB TONIGHT.

The cucoo's dead. It just sort of tumbled away when you ripped it's wing off. Now you're falling and holding the severed wing.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

MACHES: Throw links Midos hat into the ground below you and stick your sword straight down!
WE GONNA HAVE SHISKABOB TONIGHT.

The cucoo's dead. It just sort of tumbled away when you ripped it's wing off. Now you're falling and holding the severed wing.

Wait  how far away from the other cuckoos are we? Horizontally, I mean.

[Parsely]

MACHES: Throw links Midos hat into the ground below you and stick your sword straight down!
WE GONNA HAVE SHISKABOB TONIGHT.

The cucoo's dead. It just sort of tumbled away when you ripped it's wing off. Now you're falling and holding the severed wing.

Wait how far away from the other cuckoos are we? Horizontally, I mean.

They're not diving after you, they're trying to hover back down safely. They pose no danger at the moment.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

MACHES: Throw links Midos hat into the ground below you and stick your sword straight down!
WE GONNA HAVE SHISKABOB TONIGHT.

The cucoo's dead. It just sort of tumbled away when you ripped it's wing off. Now you're falling and holding the severed wing.

Wait how far away from the other cuckoos are we? Horizontally, I mean.

They're not diving after you, they're trying to hover back down safely. They pose no danger at the moment.

Oh.
So the cuckoos aren't..
What I was thinking was just ground pounding the cuckoos as they swarmed the hat, but that was based on the assumption that there were cuckoos at ground level.

[Parsely]

Oh.
So the cuckoos aren't..
What I was thinking was just ground pounding the cuckoos as they swarmed the hat, but that was based on the assumption that there were cuckoos at ground level.

The ones that flew you into the air aren't falling so you'll hit the ground first, and the ones in the barn haven't left the barn that you can tell. You're about to fall into the corral amongst the horses, who are just trotting and lazing around at the moment.

[mastahcheese]

We have a video game character falling towards the ground at high velocity, and we don't know what to do?

Seriously?

Charge spin attack while falling, and release right before hitting the ground.

[TamerVirus]

We have a video game character falling towards the ground at high velocity, and we don't know what to do?

Seriously?

Charge spin attack while falling, and release right before hitting the ground.

+1 CHEESE KNOWS BEST

[superBlast]

Smash Bros. logic of the spin attack... I like it! Much better that than use Mido's hat as a parachute idea!

So +1 Spin attack.

And for Nick: Go through the right door!
Le IRL: If if our two new buddies have played these games before. If so ask for hints and advice!

[IronTomato]

Since GUNIN made me start to play Ocarina of Time, I guess I should start participating.

We could probably just roll, but still...

+1 Helicopter Link FTW