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[Worldmaster27]

Win the cucco game, become betrothed to the farm girl.

Spontaneously learn Saria's Song.

Hit on Saria when your finacee's not around.

+1

What TamerVirus said for Nick.

+1

+1

[superBlast]

Win the cucco game, become betrothed to the farm girl.

Spontaneously learn Saria's Song.

Hit on Saria when your finacee's not around.

+1

What TamerVirus said for Nick.

+1

+1

+1

[ttlovepie]

Win the cucco game, become betrothed to the farm girl.

Spontaneously learn Saria's Song.

Hit on Saria when your finacee's not around.

+1

What TamerVirus said for Nick.

+1

+1

+1

+1

[Parsely]

Will update soon, not tonight.

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[1] You pick a cucoo and chase it. You grab it with one hand and pull. One of his feathers comes off in your hand and he squawks in pain. He looks over his shoulder at you, his big bushy chicken eyebrows furrowed and his eyes dark. You stare at one another for a while, and it's at that moment when you realise that you're surrounded on all sides!

Talon nods sagely. Mmm. You've hurt him. I'm afraid his pack won't rest until it has your blood. He's standing inside a trap door he had been sitting on. They've kept me prisoner for years. If you can kill them, you can have all the free milk you want. He ducks into the hole, closing the door behind him.

Bad Guys!
20 Cucoos
5 Super Cucoos
1 Leadah Cucoo


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[3] You kick him in the face. [3] He's awake now, but his face is messed up from the kick. [4] You grab him and toss him the rest of the way into the courtyard that lies beyond the ruined gate.

He starts to get up. [6] A pair of Dry Bones emerge from the ground beneath his feet and grab his legs. They start pulling him into the ground. Oh no! No!! Stop! [2] He's helpless to stop them from dragging him down. Kippa is dead!


Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6 [covered in ooze]
Coins [10]
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Le IRL

*munch* *tap* *crinkle* *click* *tap* *nom* *crunch* *tap* *tap* *click*

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5

[ttlovepie]

Masches: Stand in corner while blocking with koriki shield, occasionally striking chickens with koriki sword, tell sword jokes to Navi.
Nick: Bargain with the Dry Bones offering shells for companionship.

[Worldmaster27]

Masches: Stand in corner with shield, occasionally striking chickens with koriki sword, tell sword jokes to Navi.
Nick: Bargain with the Dry Bones offering shells for companionship.

+1

[Parsely]

Nick: Bargain with the Dry Bones offering shield for companionship.

What shield?

[Worldmaster27]

Could a green shell be considered a shield?

[ttlovepie]

Sorry, typo, I'll go fix that.
Edit: Fixed

[CaptainMcClellan]

KILL ALL THE CHICKENS!

Demand daughter's hand for rescuing father's life.

[flabort]

Hide in the grassy corner and stab chickens when they get close.
Pretty sure there's a grassy corner in that house. It's where you typically put all the normal cucoos while you sort out the super ones.
Infinite free milk? Either he's teaching us his daughter's song, or we're getting lots of bottles.

Use broken stick like a minesweeper, returning to the safe path whenever drybones start grasping at the stick. If any come out, give them a solid THWACK with your hammer.
It's a minefield of skeletons. Kind of like the one our other player just left.

[TamerVirus]

Hide in the grassy corner and stab chickens when they get close.
Pretty sure there's a grassy corner in that house. It's where you typically put all the normal cucoos while you sort out the super ones.
Infinite free milk? Either he's teaching us his daughter's song, or we're getting lots of bottles.

Use broken stick like a minesweeper, returning to the safe path whenever drybones start grasping at the stick. If any come out, give them a solid THWACK with your hammer.
It's a minefield of skeletons. Kind of like the one our other player just left.

+1

[ttlovepie]

Hide in the grassy corner and stab chickens when they get close.
Pretty sure there's a grassy corner in that house. It's where you typically put all the normal cucoos while you sort out the super ones.
Infinite free milk? Either he's teaching us his daughter's song, or we're getting lots of bottles.

Use broken stick like a minesweeper, returning to the safe path whenever drybones start grasping at the stick. If any come out, give them a solid THWACK with your hammer.
It's a minefield of skeletons. Kind of like the one our other player just left.

What are we gonna do about the two Dry Bones already out?

[Parsely]

They retracted back into the ground when they did their zombie thing to Kippa.