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[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[3] You kill a couple baby gohmas with a spin attack. [2] The rest back away, a bit hesitant after you so easily lopped their bros in half. [5] Queen Gohma gets back up while your back is turned and charges, aiming to bowl you over.


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot

N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[4] They tell you where he is without you having to hurt them.

[4] You arrive at King Koopa's fort without incident. It's a big camp walled by a tall wooden palisade. You're currently outside the front gate. [?] It's wide open, and not a soul is in sight.


Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6
Hammer
Mushroom [+10 HP]
Green Shells [2x]

Kappa Koopa [deshelled, extremely vulnerable]
HP: 3/3

Kippa Koopa [deshelled, extremely vulnerable]
HP: 3/3

Le IRL

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
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Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01

[Gamerlord]

Sword through the eye.

Head on through.

[TamerVirus]

MASTAH: Do a barrel roll, counterattack
Nick: investigate the camp, covertly

[mastahcheese]

MASTAH: Do a barrel roll, counterattack
Nick: investigate the camp, covertly

+1

[CaptainMcClellan]

Arrive late to the party, don't bother reading the plot or any of the actions thus far, suggest that we play "Earthbound".[/s]

[TamerVirus]

Arrive late to the party, don't bother reading the plot or any of the actions thus far, suggest that we play "Earthbound".[/s]

No. Our character Nick is in Paper Mario. Mastahcheese, summoned into the game, is playing legend of Zelda Orcarina of Time.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Arrive late to the party, don't bother reading the plot or any of the actions thus far, suggest that we play "Earthbound".[/s]

No. Our character Nick is in Paper Mario. Mastahcheese, summoned into the game, is playing legend of Zelda Orcarina of Time.

To be honest, I have no idea what's going on.

[Parsely]

It is the year 1999. A young dude named Nick is determined to beat every video game ever. Shit gets real even before he picks up the controller as he brawls with stuff. It's up to our hero, backed up by a snarky narrator, a creepy super dimensional merchant, and the inhabitants of the Bay12 to slack off and play Nintendo all day.

[CaptainMcClellan]

It is the year 1999. A young dude named Nick is determined to beat every video game ever. Shit gets real even before he picks up the controller as he brawls with stuff. It's up to our hero, backed up by a snarky narrator, a creepy super dimensional merchant, and the inhabitants of the Bay12 to slack off and play Nintendo all day.

Well then, Insist on Earthbound.

[Parsely]

Everyone's in game right now. You can still walk around the apartment even while playing, but while someone's playing a game everyone must remain inside, and you need to drive to get to gamestap.

EDIT: How would insisting really hard get you Earthbound anyways? O.o

[CaptainMcClellan]

Is there a spare SNES and an old TV? For all you know I brought a copy.

Also, I just meant insist on playing.

In seriousness though, how far are they in the games?

[Parsely]

That's hard to explain. And you get bay12ers in the game by beating IRL bosses.

[Parsely]

Honestly just read the updates. They're not long and it's too hard to explain otherwise.

[superBlast]

MASTAH: Do a barrel roll, counterattack
Nick: investigate the camp, covertly

+1

+1

[TamerVirus]

....is this still a thing?