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[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

You slide down the ladder. Saria is still smiling as you approach her. [3] You give her the best pick-up line you can think of. Saria stops smiling and assumes a frank expression. Look, Masches, I'm kind of immortal. As one of like four girls in this entire village I can tell you right now that there isn't a thing you can say that I haven't heard before. A-a-a-anyways.. Guess I'll see you later..? She gives you a look that says "sorrynotsorry," then she turns slowly and walks away.

Young Masches - Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic

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N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[2] You go to boot the shell and miss completely. One of the koopas drags the corpse-shell away. Don't worry man! I've got you! *sniff* [3] The other three koopas move to encircle you.

Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 6/6
Hammer [1d6]
Mushroom [+10 HP]

Spoiler: Le Shit (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

[mastahcheese]

Me: Go find a sword, and a shield.
Nick: Stomp on one of the Koopas.

[darkpaladin109]

Mastahcheese: Rob Saria when she's not looking, then go get your sword and shield.
Nick: Do a spin attack to beat all the koopas.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Mastahcheese: Rob Saria when she's not looking, then go get your sword and shield.
Nick: Do a spin attack to beat all the koopas.

+1

[TamerVirus]

mastah: cry
Nick: grab a koopa by the tail and spin it into the other koopas

[Cheesecake]

Maches: Beg for Saria's love
Nick: Wear koopa shell and kill the other koopas. Dress one of the koopas in your clothes and bring him to King Koopa. Pretend you beat Mario and kill King Koopa when he ain't looking.

[IcyTea31]

Masches: Create the Binary Sword out of raw data. This sword only knows two states: alive and dead.
EDIT: No, +1 to this instead:

Nick: Wear koopa shell and kill the other koopas. Dress one of the koopas in your clothes and bring him to King Koopa. Pretend you beat Mario and kill King Koopa when he ain't looking.

[superBlast]

Maches: Beg for Saria's love
Nick: Wear koopa shell and kill the other koopas. Dress one of the koopas in your clothes and bring him to King Koopa. Pretend you beat Mario and kill King Koopa when he ain't looking.

+1 to both.

[Gamerlord]

Maches: Beg for Saria's love
Nick: Wear koopa shell and kill the other koopas. Dress one of the koopas in your clothes and bring him to King Koopa. Pretend you beat Mario and kill King Koopa when he ain't looking.

+1 to both.

+1

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

By the time you finish crying Saria is gone. You head to find the Kokiri sword. [5] Crawl through hole. Dodge boulders. Kokiri sword get! Blah, blah you gather some rupees now you're in front of the shop. [4] You buy the shield and go talk to the Deku Tree. Yargh I'm dead. He opens his mouth so you can get up inside him. Navi returns, finally. She seems a bit listless.

Young Masches - Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield

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N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[3] You take out a koopa with a spin kick. [5] The other three dogpile you and start punching and kicking. -2 HP

Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6
Hammer [1d6]
Mushroom [+10 HP]

Spoiler: Le IRL Shit (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

[TamerVirus]

MASTAH: Show Navi your sword. Again.
NICK: Power out of the dogpile and suplex a koopa through a table. BAH GAWD!

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[1] You show Navi your Kokiri sword. Wicked.

Young Masches - Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield

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N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[6] You flex and stand-up explosively, sending the koopas stacked atop you sprawling. Before they can recover you run over, grabbing one of them by his belly and hugging him to your body. Your powerful grip squeezes his body and you can feel his ribs straining. Wh-*HURK* You bend your knees, then arch your back viciously, pounding the koopa's head into a conveniently placed [6] steel table. His head flattens, then bursts like rotted fruit, spilling the contents of his skull across the clean grey tabletop. The remaining two koopas scream in horror as you straighten up, letting the corpse fall from your arms. One of them vomits on the ground. Neither of them seem to notice that you kind of botched the move.. [5] His head was supposed to vaporize, not just break. Hm.. Idea Roll! [1] Failed to acquire an idea! Nope. Can't see any reason why this technique would be useful IRL. OH WELL.

Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6
Hammer [1d6]
Mushroom [+10 HP]

Spoiler: Le IRL Shit (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

[Gamerlord]

Did... Did Navi go rub one out once she saw our 'sword'?

[TamerVirus]

MASTAH: Go into the tree and advance the plot stuff ya know
Nick: Grab one of the two koopas and PILE-DRIVE HIM INTO THE FLOOR

[The Froggy Ninja]

Did... Did Navi go rub one out once she saw our 'sword'?

50% chance