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[Furtuka]

I'm still supporting sending Mastahcheese in

[mastahcheese]

This game has gotten so insane.

[Parsely]

You heard them. Gimme. *sigh* The shiny suddenly grows very heavy and you're forced to drop it. It wobbles violently and then explodes with a bang and a sudden flash, blinding you. When your vision normalizes there is a naked man standing (barely) in front of you, shivering. It w-was f-f... F-f-f-f-fff... F-f-f-fffucking c-cold in there! You point. Hey. He raises an eyebrow with a bit of effort. Brie de Mastah. S-s-s-shut up..! *chatter* *chatter*

You've got your first ally. Others can be brought by killing more IRL bosses and using the Shinies. PC Link was the first. The others will be much harder. The two of you will need to train first. Take this: SUPRAH GAMEPAD GET! Using this, an extra person can play and break the player limit, even in single player games, allowing you to beat it more quickly and gain the abilities that come with completion. Use it wisely.

Quickly, there isn't much time.

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Super Broken Nose
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Puzzle Bobble

[IcyTea31]

Go out to the city: buy more games, maybe an extra console and go visit the hospital to fix that nose.

[Furtuka]

Go out to the city: buy more games, maybe an extra console and go visit the hospital to fix that nose.

+1

[TamerVirus]

Go out to the city: buy more games, maybe an extra console and go visit the hospital to fix that nose.

I CONCUR

[mastahcheese]

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Hmm, this actually seems pretty fitting for me, other than my hair is actually dark brown, and I currently have it short.
(Although, actually, I grow it out in winter, and I did say it was cold in there... Creepy.)

Raid Nick's closet for a coat or three and a change of clothes and equip. Then tag along.

[Sinlessmoon]

Fix nose yourself, because you are manly that way.

Also,

Go out to the city: buy more games, maybe an extra console and go visit the hospital to fix that nose.

+1

+1

Edit: Erm, minus the hospital visit.

[IcyTea31]

Fix nose yourself, because you are manly that way.

We should stick to the professional aid when we can have it. Sure, I did suggest self-surgery earlier, but in that situation it was the only way. ((And the GM will surely note this and give us a penalty to the self-surgery.))

[mastahcheese]

((Penalty to self surgery, you say?))

Use my brawling skill to punch Nick's nose back into place, then raid his wardrobe and tag along.

[Parsely]

Surely the GM wou- Just do it. Masches takes one hand from the task of censoring his genitals and assigns it to punching Nick's shit in. [2+4] WAP. Nick falls down as he's struck in the nose. YARGH. Did it work? Unbroken nose get! Yes! Heavily bruised face get! Shit! Nick hops up, rubbing his face. 's fine. Let's just get you dressed hey?

Nick finds some stylish clothes for Masches to wear. Masches piles on a few sweaters for good measure. Hey, alternate dimensions are cold okay?

The two hop into Nick's hatchback, a white Toyota Sprinter Trueno. AE86 generation. 260HP and it redlines at about 11,000RPM. It's also got a supercha- Nick talks the whole way about his beloved car. The torture is soon over however as they arrive at GAMESTAP.

You head inside the small, privately-owned store. They've got everything here. The latest shit. From Famicom to NES. The creepy storeowner greets you from behind the counter. Whaddya buyin'?

Items
SNES
- Super Castlevania IV
- Paperboy 2
- Yoshi's Island
- Super Mario World

Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- Kirby Pinball Land

N64
- Super Mario 64
- Banjo Kazooie
- Mischief Makers
- Battle Tanx
- Paper Mario

PSX
- Final Fantasy Tactics
- Monster Rancher 2
- Syphon Filter 2

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems
PSX
N64

Game Box
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Puzzle Bobble

[IcyTea31]

Buy Banjo-Kazooie, Final Fantasy Tactics and Monster Rancher 2. Check the date. If these systems and games are the latest, we've got to be around the early 1990's, but best be sure.

[TamerVirus]

BUY EINHANDER FOR PSX, CAUSE EINHANDER WAS FREAKING AWESOME

[mastahcheese]

"I'd suggest Tron 2.0, that game is amazing. Also, the entire Bleach game series. Except Blade of Fate, that one was just like Dark Souls, only with less cool stuff."

[Furtuka]

Paper Mario and Monster Rancher!