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[flabort]

Masches: Stab the cuckoos who have hold of you, land gracefully while slashing any cuckoos nearby.
Nick: Use your hammer to whack the one off, then land on it.

I'll let someone else deal with the irl situation.

IRL: Nick and Maches says nope while not even looking away from their screens.

And invite the guy to sit down and have a lemonade, there may be one in the fridge. Accept any advice on beating the drybones he might have.

[IronTomato]

I love how a bunch of police burst into the living room asking if the characters saw a laser cutting through a building, and they're just like "Nope. Hey, mind helping us with this game?"

[Parsely]

They're totally new characters.

[IronTomato]

They're totally new characters.

No they're not? Unless you're talking about the bisoncops. In which case I'm still not sure what you mean.

[Parsely]

They're totally new characters.

No they're not? Unless you're talking about the bisoncops. In which case I'm still not sure what you mean.

Fool! How dare you tell me what may or may not be true in my own game! D:<

You'll know what I mean when the next turn comes around.

[Worldmaster27]

They're totally new characters.

No they're not? Unless you're talking about the bisoncops. In which case I'm still not sure what you mean.

Fool! How dare you tell me what may or may not be true in my own game! D:<

You'll know what I mean when? the next turn comes around.

[Parsely]

After I update BSAA. So probably sometime this week.

[Worldmaster27]

After I update BSAA. So probably sometime this week.

'Kay

[mastahcheese]

* masches glares

[darkpaladin109]

sometime this week.

* masches glares

+1

[Parsely]

ZZZ

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Today was the day I destroyed half this city with a frying pan, but for me, it was Tuesday.

IRL: KENPACHI-RAMASAMA THEIR FAT ASSES.

[Worldmaster27]

bump

[Parsely]

MASCHES

[2] They've got your arm in a pretty tight grip and you can't do much to stop them. [6] They continue flying upwards and smash through the roof of the barn. You're getting pretty high up now. A few clouds pass by at eye level.

Bad Guys!
12 Cucoos
4 Super Cucoos
1 Leadah Cucoo


Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!

Green Tunic
Mido's Hat
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot
Fairy Ocarina

Quest Items
Kokiri's Emerald

NICK

[4] You take em' both out and land safely back on the ground. You find some coins amongst their remains. +2 Coins The keep where King Koopa is residing in is up ahead and you run towards it before the Dry Bones and get back up.

There's a big door. You lean on it but it doesn't budge.

Paper Nick - GOAL: Beat King Koopa!
HP: 6/6
Coins [12]
Hammer
Green Shells [2x]
Black Ooze [a bit]
Broken Stick

Le IRL

[5] The fridge is intact and there's totally a 12-pack of pink lemonade cans in there. You tell the bisoncops to help themselves and they grab two for themselves and one for each of you. Soon they're both sitting at the foot of the couch watching you guys play, their armored metal masks removed. Contrary to the rumors you guys have heard they're not all freakishly deformed beneath there. They're just two normal-looking dudes. Pick two Bay12ers who don't watch the thread regularly to become the Bisoncops.

Spoiler: Nick, the Team so Far, and His Stuff (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Ideas
None

Inventory - Bison Dollars=1,200
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: The Merchant (click to show/hide)

Welcome!

Whaddya buyin'?
---

Ah-h-h! I'll buy it at a high price!
Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01
Coins to Bison Dollars: 1/.5

[superBlast]

((Derm and Tiruin are the first to come to mind to be potential bisoncop guys.))

Masches: Rip off the wings of one of the cuckoos and use them to fly back down to the ground safely
Nick: Ha! He's made of paper! So use his 2-D-ness to slip under the door.