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Re: ER Talk Number: Whatever I forget. (Continue to Ask questions here)
« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2014, 11:52:58 am »

In light of recent events:

ER is a game where your job is to open a box, and you somehow manage to spawn a vengeful god instead.

+1. Also, question. What's up with PW's recent Drakengard boss battle fascination? 
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« Reply #166 on: June 13, 2014, 04:57:12 pm »

He played Drakenguard?

Question: would something like this happen if I ate anyone else's brain?
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« Reply #167 on: June 13, 2014, 08:41:09 pm »

How did the Altered get from planet to planet? Did they have spaceships?
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« Reply #168 on: June 13, 2014, 08:44:04 pm »

IIRC they repurposed asteroids and other debris by growing onto them and launching them at other planets. The bioship would then either rain Altered from orbit, or if it crashed, spew any survivors out to consume the carcass, and begin the attack.
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« Reply #169 on: June 13, 2014, 08:48:12 pm »

How were they ever a threat to mankind on a measurable timescale then? Did they grow organic FTL engines or something?
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« Reply #170 on: June 13, 2014, 08:55:21 pm »

Jump points? I dunno, and maybe that was why they were such a pain to eradicate. Just when you thought you got them all, BAM one drops out of a jump point aaaannnnd yer fucked.
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« Reply #171 on: June 13, 2014, 09:04:53 pm »

How were they ever a threat to mankind on a measurable timescale then? Did they grow organic FTL engines or something?

Remember, the altered wars lasted centuries.  And the biggest problem is that they were practically universal at the start- one gene hacker didn't just figure out apotheosis at once, they all did, at the same time.

Further, they had he whole 'from a single cell' thing going for them, and either created energy from nothing, or could do things like shapeshift at 100% efficiency.

The facts that they couldn't use space magic or jump points (Or refused to, which has some rather terrifying implications) were the only advantages the nascent UWM had.  If it weren't for those, humanity would have never survived.

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« Reply #172 on: June 15, 2014, 07:56:02 pm »

UPDATED FRONT PAGE WITH NEW TALK

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Re: ER Talk Number: 5(?) Awkward, weird, racist porn. And Karaoke.
« Reply #173 on: June 15, 2014, 09:24:56 pm »

UPDATED FRONT PAGE WITH NEW TALK

NOT WORKING

FIX IT YOU FUCKIN MIRACLE WORKER
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« Reply #174 on: June 15, 2014, 09:37:23 pm »

"Passive-aggressive doilies" is my new favourite thing.

Edit: Also, new weapon idea- a space-ladle.
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« Reply #175 on: June 15, 2014, 10:14:25 pm »

UPDATED FRONT PAGE WITH NEW TALK

NOT WORKING

FIX IT YOU FUCKIN MIRACLE WORKER
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YES IT IS, YOU DUMB IDIOT HEAD

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« Reply #176 on: June 15, 2014, 10:15:33 pm »

WORKS NOW, I HOPE YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS PIECEWISE-SENPAI
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« Reply #177 on: June 15, 2014, 10:17:18 pm »

WORKS NOW, I HOPE YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS PIECEWISE-SENPAI
I PROBABLY ANSWERED THEM MAYBE

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« Reply #178 on: June 15, 2014, 10:18:34 pm »

WORKS NOW, I HOPE YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS PIECEWISE-SENPAI
I PROBABLY ANSWERED THEM MAYBE

DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT SENPAI-KUN I STILL HAVE ANOTHER TWO HOURS TO GO, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BAKA
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Re: ER Talk Number: 5(?) Awkward, weird, racist porn. And Karaoke.
« Reply #179 on: June 15, 2014, 10:22:18 pm »

WORKS NOW, I HOPE YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS PIECEWISE-SENPAI
I PROBABLY ANSWERED THEM MAYBE

DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT SENPAI-KUN I STILL HAVE ANOTHER TWO HOURS TO GO, YOU MOTHERFUCKING BAKA
If I didn't you can blame my sister.
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