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[NobodyPro]

Inexplicable Bar Fight
Bar fights are naturally occurring phenomenon that cannot be predicted or explained. In 1986, a secretive US government committee moved to ban the construction of bars in order to lower crime figures significantly but it was discovered that bar fights can be harnessed to cheaply power time-travel. This was of great interest to the committee as some of them were still trying to undo the damage of their botched assassination of the father of Italian socio-anarchism, Adolf Hitler.

The eventual result of this decision is apparently the establishment of a community of time-traveling, immortal bar patrons some time in the future. These patrons travel to a specific bars at specific points in time, increasing the chances of a bar fight through the increased levels of ethanoically-charged quantumn energy. In the language of the future, these events are called 'Ivrebesmrtanfecht', often shortened to IBF.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: (whatever you want)
Points: 10
Money: $450
Appearance
Draw or describe a 4x4 pixel square
Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 10 | HT: 10
SP: 5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
(nothing yet)

Spoiler: Stats, Skills and Points (click to show/hide)

Stats
When you are required to roll against a Stat or Skill (attacking, evading, resisting various effects) you roll a 3d6. If the result is less than the required Stat or Skill then you succeed.

Primary Stats
These stats are at 10 by default. You can raise them at the cost specified and you can also lower them to gain the purchase price in points.
Strength (ST) – Allows you to use heavier weapons and gives a bonus (or penalty) to melee damage. Also increases HP.
More ST can be purchased for 2 points per +1. Maximum +10.
Dexterity (DX) – The basis of all skills, making it very useful indeed. Also increases Speed.
More DX can be purchased for 4 points per +1. Maximum +10.
Health (HT) – Helps you to resist status effects, unconsciousness, and death itself. Also increases Speed.
More HT can be purchased for 2 points per +1. Maximum +10.

Secondary Stats
These stats are based on Basic Stats.
Hit Points (HP) – If you lose your HP, you may pass out at any time (HT roll each turn). If you lose twice your HP, or any further multiple of your HP, you have to succeed in a HT test or die instantly. If you lose five times your HP, you just die.
Based on ST.
Speed (SP) – Speed determines your movement speed and your place in the turn order.
Based on (DX+HT)/4.
More SP can be purchased for 1 point per +0.25. SP can be lowered like a Base Stat.
Evasion (EV) – Allows you to dodge attacks.
Based on Speed+3
More EV can be purchased for 3 points per +1. This can only be purchased once and cannot be lowered.

Skills
Cost
A skill you haven't put any points into is used at DX-2.
1 point to roll at DX.
2 points for DX+2.
3 points for DX+3.
4 points for DX+4.

Skill List
Melee Combat
Ranged Combat
Throwing

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Only one action can be performed each turn unless specified below.

Move
Move at your Speed in yards in any direction. For the purpose of the game, a yard is 5 pixels, or the width of a player.

Attack
Makes an attack. An attack can be combined with a Move, but your effective skill will be limited to 9 if you move further than 1 yard.
You can also choose to attack their head for a x4 multiplier to damage, at the cost of a -4 penalty.

Aim
Adds a Ranged weapon’s Aim Bonus to the attack. Melee weapons add 1 to the attack. Thrown weapons cannot be Aimed.

Change Weapon
Switch to another weapon or piece of equipment.

Take Cover
You can take cover behind a corner, counter, flipped table etc. This means that incoming damage will be reduced and attacks against you will be penalized if you stay behind the cover for the whole turn (reloading, waiting etc.)

Perform Action
Any action other than those above.

Spoiler: Item Store (click to show/hide)

If you don't meet the ST requirement for a weapon you will be at -1 to weapon skill per point of ST you lack.

Rate of Fire (RoF) is the maximum amount of shots you can fire in a turn at a single target. Some weapons have a minimum amount of shots that can be fired in an attack.
If it is written as two numbers, for example: 2x9, the weapon can fire a number of shots per attack equal to the first number and that each shot releases smaller projectiles equal to the second number.

Shots refers to the amount of ammunition that can be loaded into the weapon.

Ranged weapons can reload in three turns. You have infinite ammunition for Ranged weapons.

Melee Weapons
Knife - $30
Average Damage: 3. ST 5.

Bowie Knife - $45
Average Damage: 4. ST 6.

Machete - $50
Average Damage: 5. ST 5.

Chainsaw - $150
Average Damage: 9. ST 5.

Katana - $550
Average Damage: 12. ST 5.

Lightsaber - $10,000
Average Damage: 30. ST 5. Armour piercing. No damage bonus for ST.

Ranged Weapons
Auto Pistol - $350
Average Damage: 9. Aim Bonus: 2. RoF: 3. Shots: 8. ST 9.

Revolver - $400
Average Damage: 9.5. Aim Bonus: 2. RoF: 3. Shots: 6. ST 10.

Double Shotgun - $450
Average Damage: 11*. Aim Bonus: 3. RoF: 2x9. Shots: 2. ST 11.

.44 Magnum - $900
Average Damage: 15. Aim Bonus: 2. RoF: 3. Shots: 6. ST 11.

SMG - $900
Average Damage: 9.5. Aim Bonus: 3. RoF: 15 (Min:4). Shots: 30. ST 9 (ST 12 if dual wielding).

Pump Shotgun - $950
Average Damage: 9*. Aim Bonus: 3. RoF: 2x9. Shots: 5. ST 5.

Assault Rifle - $1000
Average Damage: 17.5. Aim Bonus: 5. RoF: 10 (Min:3). Shots: 30. ST 5.

Sniper Rifle - $5600
Average Damage: 32.5. Aim Bonus: 9. RoF: 1. Shots: 4. ST 5.

*Damage scales considerably with skill.

Throwing Weapons
Frag Grenade - $40
When thrown, the grenade will explode 2-4 turns later. It does an average of 38.5 damage at the epicenter. Fragmentation can hit players up to 15 yards away.

Molotov Cocktail - $40
A thrown Molotov breaks on contact with a player, dealing an average of 10.5 damage and setting them on fire, or the environment, setting a 1 yard x 1 yard area on fire (this fire can spread). Fire does an average of 3.5 damage to any players standing in it at the end of the turn. Players that are on fire can take a turn to put out the flames.

Stun Grenade - $40
When thrown, the grenade will explode 2-4 turns later. All players within 10 yards of a detonating stun grenade must roll against HT-5 or be Stunned.

Smoke Grenade - $45
When thrown, the grenade will trigger 1 turn later. Creates a 7 yard area of smoke that is nearly impossible to see through, -9 to attacks through or within the smoke. The cloud lingers for 10 turns if there is no wind.

Tear Gas - $175
When thrown, the grenade will trigger 1 turn later. Creates a 7 yard area of tear gas that requires all players within it to roll against HT-2 twice. The first test is to prevent a -3 penalty to DX due to coughing, and the second is to prevent temporary blindness (-9 to skill tests). The cloud lingers for 10 turns if there is no wind.

Body Armour
Flak Jacket - $400
DR 7

Frag Vest - $350
DR 5
-----Plate Inserts - $300
   DR +20. Addon for Frag Vest. Loses 1 DR every time it fails to stop damage.

Ballistic Vest - $500
DR 8

Tactical Vest - $900
DR 12
------Trauma Plates - $600
   DR +23. Addon for Ballistic Vest or Tactical Vest. Loses 1 DR every time it fails to stop damage.

Head Armour
Steel Pot - $60
DR 4

Gas Mask - $100
DR 2. Protects against the effects of tear gas and any other gas-related effects.

Frag Helmet - $125
DR 5

Ballistic Helmet - $250
DR 12

Spoiler: Rewards (click to show/hide)

Both the last man standing and the first person killed will recieve 1 Point.
The person who scored the most points* recieves 1 Point.
For every player killed, you receive $150. If a player falls unconscious, and you were the last person to damage them, you receive $100.

*1 point for a KO, 2 points for a kill, points vary for match specific goals.

Spoiler: Player List (8 / 16) (click to show/hide)

scapheap - Ace Starlight
4maskwolf - Wolf Hounder
aattss - Saitama
darkpaladin109 - Melvin Snotsucker
kj1225 - Kyle Johnson
a1s - Lobert "The Lobster" Ayez
Chink - John White
WhitiusOpus - Juggernaut

Spoiler: Character Sheets (click to show/hide)

Name: Ace Starlight
Points: 1 (11)
Money: $50 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Revolver

Name: Wolf Hounder
Points: 2 (12)
Money: $200 (650)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 10 | HT: 11
SP: 5.75 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +3
Ranged: +3
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Machete
Revolver

Name: Saitama
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $100 (550)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 11 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 11/11
Skills
Melee: +2
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Frag Vest
Gas Mask

Name: Melvin Snotsucker
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $150 (550)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Revolver

Name: Kyle Johnson
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $0 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.75 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +3
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Ballistic helmet
Chainsaw
Machete

Name: Lobert "The Lobster" Ayez
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $5 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 11 | DX: 10 | HT: 10
SP: 6 | EV: 9 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +4
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Flak jacket
Bowie Knife
T-shirt with the a cheerful crustacean informing the viewers that "I iz lobsta"

Name: John White
Points: 0
Money: $100
Appearance
Pure white square.
Stats
ST: 9 | DX: 15 | HT: 9
SP: 3.5 | EV: 6 | HP: 9/9
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Auto Pistol

Name: Juggernaut
Points: 0
Money: $450
Appearance
A pixelated gasmask
Stats
ST: 12 | DX: 7 | HT: 12
SP: 5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +4
Ranged: +2
Throwing: +2
Inventory
Gas mask
Chainsaw

Match 1: The Saloon

[scapheap]

Name: Ace Starlight
Points: 0
Money: $450
Appearance
4X4 was too little to see so here a 16X16 still within 4X4 design.
Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 6 | EV: 9 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Revolver

May change the stats later.

[4maskwolf]

Name: Wolf Hounder
Points: 0
Money: $0
Appearance: like Starlight's except in blue
Stats:
ST: 10 | DX: 10 | HT: 11
SP: 5.75 | EV: 8.75 | HP: 10/10
Skills:
Melee: +3
Ranged: +3
Throwing: -2
Inventory:
Machete
Revolver

[aattss]

So, I added 1 ST, one DX, one HT, and one +2 skill, and then I bought two equipments.

Name: Saitama
Points: 0
Money: $0
Appearance
Bald, drawn by a lazy writer
Stats
ST: 11 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8.5 | HP: 11/11
Skills
Melee: DX+2
Ranged: DX-2
Throwing: DX-2
Inventory
Frag Vest
Gas Mask

[NobodyPro]

Name: Ace Starlight
Points: 0
Money: $450
Appearance
4X4 was too little to see so here a 16X16 still within 4X4 design.
Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 6 | EV: 9 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -4
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -4
Inventory
(nothing yet)

May change the stats later.

You may want to purchase something. Also, skills with no points invested in them default to -2, not -4.

Inventory
Frag Vest
Gas Mask

Just so you know, there was an error with the Head Armour category that gave every helmet ridiculous armour values. It's been corrected.

Skills:
Melee: 3 ranks
Ranged: 3 ranks

By three ranks I'm assuming you mean three points invested. Skill(3)+Skill(3)+HT(2)=8, leaving you with two more points to spend.

[darkpaladin109]

Name: Melvin Snotsucker
Points: 0
Money: $50
Appearance: Stereotipycal nerd; ie. thin and weak, with glasses and a buttoned up shirt with pockets.
Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills:
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory: Revolver

[4maskwolf]

Name: Ace Starlight
Points: 0
Money: $450
Appearance
4X4 was too little to see so here a 16X16 still within 4X4 design.
Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 6 | EV: 9 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -4
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -4
Inventory
(nothing yet)

May change the stats later.

You may want to purchase something. Also, skills with no points invested in them default to -2, not -4.

Inventory
Frag Vest
Gas Mask

Just so you know, there was an error with the Head Armour category that gave every helmet ridiculous armour values. It's been corrected.

Skills:
Melee: 3 ranks
Ranged: 3 ranks

By three ranks I'm assuming you mean three points invested. Skill(3)+Skill(3)+HT(2)=8, leaving you with two more points to spend.

My speed was upped by .5

[NobodyPro]

My speed was upped by .5

I missed that, but that puts you at SP 5.75, not 6.

[4maskwolf]

5 + (0+1)/2 +.5 =6

Also, DP has a character now.

[NobodyPro]

5 + (0+1)/2 +.5 =6

(10 + 11)/4 +0.5 = 5.75?

Pre-edit: Another typo in the OP. Whoops.

EDIT: Looking back, scapheap has SP 5.5 and DP has SP 5.5.

[kj1225]

Name: Kyle Johnson
Points:
Money: 
Appearance A black and white box.
Stats ST: 10 | DX: 10+1 | HT: 10+1
SP: 5+.25 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills Melee: +3
Ranged: -4
Throwing: -4
Inventory 
Ballistic helmet
Chainsaw
Machete

[NobodyPro]

Alright, as soon as scapheap buys something we can start the first match.

Turn Order
-
Kyle Johnson (5.75)
Wolf Hounder (5.75)
-
Melvin Snotsucker (5.5)
Saitama (5.5)
Ace Starlight (5.5)

Characters grouped together in the turn order perform their actions simultaneously.

[scapheap]

I have bought the Revolver.

[NobodyPro]

Match 1:
The Saloon

The bartender inspected the room over his tiny spectacles. While he was used to unusual folk walking in looking for a drink on their way through town, these folk didn't seem like they were here for the gold rush. While they had drifted in one at a time, his regulars had been doing the same thing. The room was almost silent. Everyone could feel something in the air. Most were anticipating it.

Then the IBF triggered.

FIGHT!

Spoiler: Legend (click to show/hide)

- Ace Starlight
- Kyle Johnson
- Melvin Snotsucker
- Saitama
- Wolf Hounder
Green square - Bartender
Light brown circles - tables
Light brown 'L' - counter
Dark brown lines - walls
Light brown lines - doors
Blue lines - windows

Spoiler: Character Sheets (click to show/hide)

Name: Ace Starlight
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $50 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Revolver
Name: Wolf Hounder
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $0 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 10 | HT: 11
SP: 5.75 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +3
Ranged: +3
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Machete
Revolver
Name: Saitama
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $0 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 11 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 11/11
Skills
Melee: +2
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Frag Vest
Gas Mask
Name: Melvin Snotsucker
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $50 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.5 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: -2
Ranged: +4
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Revolver
Name: Kyle Johnson
Points: 0 (10)
Money: $0 (450)
Appearance

Stats
ST: 10 | DX: 11 | HT: 11
SP: 5.75 | EV: 8 | HP: 10/10
Skills
Melee: +3
Ranged: -2
Throwing: -2
Inventory
Ballistic helmet
Chainsaw
Machete

[4maskwolf]

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