of 20XX. It is seven days until the next Super Bowl, where the Earlton Robins will be facing off against the Scanorian Buffalos. As perfectly ordinary children you at least pretend to feign interest into the Super Bowl and football. As you all wake up, you notice that you have received a cellular message from MOTHER.
Of course MOTHER isn't your real mother/parent/creator, but she took you all in and nurtured you as if she was, so you all have a special place in your heart/blood-pumping organ/grey matter/memory banks for her. MOTHER has very particular views on education, and as such doesn't believe in the public school system, which stifles children's creativity and forces them to explain why they vomited up vast quantities of blood or electrocuted little Jimmy or suddenly grew a third eye instead of nurturing them as they need. As such MOTHER has organized Children Enrichment Activities, or CEAs, to allow her children to grow and develop in their own special way.
Mutating: +2 Stat of your Choice - Strong Genes, Auto-cannibalism, Eating, Bioweaponry, Bioarmour, Back-Alley Surgery.
Telepathy: +2 Stat of your Choice - Mind Meld, Attunement, Thetan Energy, Abducting, Mind Bleach, Probing.
Pleasing Elder Gods: +2 Stat of your Choice - Transferring Problems, Blasphemy, Curse Words, Reality Warping, Energy Sucking, Unholy Magics.
Wizard Things: +2 Stat of your Choice - Mana Burning, Dickery, Fire Magics, Lightning Magics, Wind Magics, Magics Barriers.
Hanging Out: +2 Stat of your Choice - Blood Sucking, Blood Raging, Undead, Thick Accent, Vomiting, Batty.
Upgrades: +2 Stat of your Choice - Combat Efficiency, Cold Hard Logic, Drilling, Rebooting, Techno-barriers, Transforming.
Play Date: +1 Strengthen, +1 Stat of your Choice - Ganging Up, Partying, Pick-up Lines, Gambling, Bullying, Love, Kissing, Facepalm.
Hiking: +2 Strengthen - Practicality, Hunting, Luddite, Packing, Winter Survival, Heavy Blow, Being Dirty, Complaining.
Acting Lessons: +1 Dexerous, +1 Stat of your Choice - Double-Take, Die Weighing, Partying, Barbershop Quartet, Boasting, Gambling, One-Liner, Old Switcheroo.
Cooking: +2 Dexerous - Relativity, Alchemy, Hunting, Lemonade Making, Coffee Making, Octopus Whispering, Squid Preparation.
Japanese Animes: +1 Magicana, +1 Stat of your Choice - Fangirl/Boy, Shipping, Tsundere, Kuudere, Yandere, Overcompensating, Being Dirty.
Church: +2 Magicana - Forgiving, Mental Fortitude, Medium, Luddite, Necromancy, Demoning Summoning, Soul Magics.
Internet: +1 Charmitude, +1 Stat of your Choice - MS Paint, Shipping, Recklessness, Snark, Overcompensating, Being Dirty, Complaining.
Self-Help Courses: +2 Charmitude - Forgiving, Die Weighing, Mental Fortitude, Pick-up Lines, Lemonade Making, Motivating, Love, Old Switcheroo.
Remedial Courses: +2 Stat of your Choice - Ganging Up, Practicality, Bullying, Love, Kissing, Coffee Making, Origami, Complaining.
Scientific Research: +2 Stat of your Choice - Psionics, Relativity, Practicality, Alchemy, Medicine, Reloading, Vaccines, Octopus Whispering.
Creative writing, yay. Still feeling a bit out of it, so I'll vomit more words out next update.
Anyways, for CEAs all I need from you guys is a post saying which CEA you'll be participating in for this timeslot, and what stat you'll be increasing, if any. Note that only one child can participate in one CEA at a time, which isn't too bad given the number of CEAs that exist. And of course, if someone takes a CEA that you want, you can always negotiate with them in the thread. In the future I'll ask for your CEA choices in chunks (ie. more than one at a time) just to speed things up. For now we'll just take it slowly so that we don't make any mistakes.
you guys are free to RP and talk in the thread as much as you want. I wouldn't mind or complain. Ask feel free to ask questions, etc. etc.
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