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TheFlame52

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Brag about your current adventurer
« on: March 26, 2014, 03:08:10 pm »

I'm currently a Human Swordsmaster vampire necromancer. I became a vampire on accident near the beginning of my adventure. I'm superhumanly strong and I once ripped a goblin in half with my teeth. My vampireness doesn't seem to be complete, as I still got stronger after becoming one and I still feel pain and exhaustion. I'm also a Legendary maceman, shield user, dodger, armor user, observer, wrestler, and Legendary +50 Fighter. I am no friend of the night, and have killed many vampires, including a law-giver and two true flames. (fire imp civ leaders) I have 1138 kills. I also have most of the fat melted off my body from fighting fire imps multiple times.

I recently killed an entire cave of kobolds. Legends mode says they are all dead. I also became a necromancer, and slaughtered the necromancers in the tower. Several of them were former rulers. I killed another vampire law-giver as well. This means there are no more law-givers or true flames in the world anymore.

In my adventurer's backpack, I have:
The teeth from two titans
The eyelid of a cyclops
A bogeyman's horn
A rhino horn
A Minotaur's horn
Some dwarven sugar
My pet mosquito (how appropriate)
A bone figurine of a fluffy wambler that I used to kill a glass titan (close enough)
A figurine of a named giant bat made of giant bat bone (irony)
A masterwork silver great axe
A masterwork iron war hammer
A wooden training sword with 67 kills, mostly sewer bandits

Bling:
Bone jewelry from a human, a goblin, an elf, a dwarf, and a fire imp (my own modded race)
A superior silver bolt stuck in my left lower arm
An exceptional iron crown on my head (I wear all iron armor. I am the iron king!)

And as for my weapons:
A superior silver mace with 180 kills, mostly my victims (I'm still a friend of every civ, my meals are bandits and wild animals)
A masterwork iron shield with 19 kills
And finally, a fine iron long sword with 741 kills. I wouldn't trade it for any other weapon. I'm always a swordsman, and I always end up with one of these by the end of my adventures.

So what does your adventurer have?
« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 03:05:08 pm by TheFlame52 »
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 09:22:20 pm »

he hasn't died yet.
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 09:45:53 pm »

He is dead.  :)
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 10:40:29 am »

A superior silver bolt stuck in my left lower arm

That's actually damn awesome piece of jewellery. Have you ever tried how many bolts/arrows you could take into your body and survive?
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 11:52:57 am »

A superior silver bolt stuck in my left lower arm

That's actually damn awesome piece of jewellery. Have you ever tried how many bolts/arrows you could take into your body and survive?
I modded arrows in my game to have the contact area of 20, so they aren't always lethal, I got about 17 of them(covers an entire page) stuck everywhere...
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 01:01:01 pm »

I find that having an adventurer survive longer than the first quest to be an achievement in itself
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 03:01:38 pm »

A superior silver bolt stuck in my left lower arm

That's actually damn awesome piece of jewellery. Have you ever tried how many bolts/arrows you could take into your body and survive?

No, but I used to have an iron morningstar stuck in my hand for a while before I noticed it.

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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 03:22:52 pm »

No, but I used to have an iron morningstar stuck in my hand for a while before I noticed it.
Wait, they stay in you?
Never killed anyone before the bugger get a change of pulling it out of my stomach...
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 11:01:05 pm »

I killed a warlord by jamming a giant's middle finger through his skull. I don't think I need to say any more.
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2014, 08:47:32 am »

I killed a warlord by jamming a giant's middle finger through his skull. I don't think I need to say any more.
Oh yeah? An adventurer of mine once strangled a hydra.

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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2014, 10:34:15 am »

I killed a warlord by jamming a giant's middle finger through his skull. I don't think I need to say any more.
Oh yeah? An adventurer of mine once strangled a hydra.

Do hydrae pass out only when you strangle all their necks, or is one enough?
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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2014, 01:45:31 pm »

You have to strangle all their throats. I had to lie down to do it. I imagine my adventurer just gathering up all the necks and curling his whole body around them. Unfortunately the vampire adventurer doesn't have any megabeasts besides the two titans he already killed.

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Re: Brag about your current adventurer
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2014, 02:46:16 pm »


I like modding.
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