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I find a different hobo and give him a dream about the visionary hobo that he should help and support.
(3)
The new hobo dreams of helping the visionary hobo and developing the vegetable-candy machine, but is unable to find the visionary hobo no matter where he looks.
My hunger is never sated. Travel to a more populous land to consume more souls.
(2)
You begin to travel along the road towards a more populated center but get lost in your daydreams of devouring souls and find yourself lost in a forest with no idea how to get out. You hear the voices of campers coming from the distance.
Hide.
(6)
You dash away from the dog and hide in a random shoebox. The dog searches for a bit, but is unable to find you. After a while, the giant who always used to control you comes in, but he doesn't see you either. Then another giant, probably his mother, takes the shoebox and carries you out of the room. You continue to hide only to find yourself and the shoebox in a large, black plastic container on the side of a giant black strip on which giant versions of the cars you use drive.
"Ah science bullshit. What's the time again...? Awwww hell naw"
Acquire mop. Clean up the mess in my bar
(1)
Your friends 'borrowed' your mop. The bar is still filthy and customers are about to arrive.
Use my superior size compared to your average cat to convince them that I am cat king and get them all to boot out all the dogs in the neighborhood
(6)
The cats hail you as the Great Cat King and force all the dogs out of the neighborhood with extreme prejudice. Though the dogs are stronger, your cats defeat them with ease using superior tactics and numbers. Soon, no dogs remain in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, some humans saw the cats forcing the dogs out and have now called animal control. The animal control van screams around the corner and barrels straight toward you and your cats.
Go buy KFC out of spite to being fired from McDonalds
(2)
You're in the hospital right now. The doctor said that you will only be able to drink soup and water for a week to let your mouth and tongue, both of which were burned, recover.
Have the homeless man go out screaming the end with the sign. I could explain the philosophical proportions of this, but I already did in an earlier post.
(1)
You tell the hobo that everything is pointless, the world will end soon and there is nothing he can do. Unfortunately, this only inspires the hobo to try and do something with his life before it ends. He constructs a prototype of the vegetable-candy device and shows it off to passersby. Soon he has a huge audience, all throwing money at his feet to use his machine to convert their boring vegetables into delicious, nutritious candy.
Name: Mark McMeat
Creature(i.e. Human, Eldritch, Elephant, etc.):Minotaur
Gender(if applicable):Male
Age: 23
Occupation(if applicable):private security
Brief description(what do you look like/personality):Mark is a big fellow and used his size to get a job working protection for a rich evil genius who was murdered that morning he left a video that said the world was going to end but the end cut out before I said how.
Can I join
(3)
You feel slightly depressed that your boss died so recently, but decide to try and find out what he meant about the world ending. After scouring his old office for clues, you are unable to find anything. Also, you feel a bit hungry.