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Author Topic: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)  (Read 18907 times)

WhitiusOpus

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Re: 10 days to save the world
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2014, 09:10:55 pm »

Name: T̨̲̭̲͍̦̙̰͙͡h̵̫̭͡ę̠̪̜̫̝̀ͅͅ ̸̝͚̬̼̙͢ͅS̖̯̰̞̦̠o̡͍͕͚̪̯͠u͈͉̮l͘҉̘̲̳̠̞̮̪͞l̝̳̯è̤͖̪̤̦ṣ͓́́͞s̤̟̦̥̖̀ ̝̜̱͎o̼̹̟̻̯̝̜͡n̷̢͍͔̝͝é̶̱̙͖͔̘͚͓̠


Creature: D͏̯͈̲͠a̢̨̘̝͕̪̳e̢͚͖̮̫̠͉̠̰͘͘m̥͇͚͕̮͕̮̀͜͠o͏̧͍̤̰ǹ̩̪̠̤̖̕


Age: Ì̫̮̮͖͎̗̩͘ǹ̖̜̞̮̙͓̦͕̝f̶̯̯̕i͍̰̕͘͡ṇ̜̬͙̩͍ą̵͓͔̺̲̮t̸͎̱̜͘u̥̖̹̰̮̘͞m͉̬͓̠̬͜͠


Occupation: C̛̮̞͠o̧̜̺n̴̲̙͓̻̮̠̝͞s̷͓̖͚̳͚͚͎̗ͅu̸̜̼͔m̼͇͖̪͘ẹ̺̤̙̮̼̬̕r̸͖͠ ̧͏̸̭̮̣̰̳ͅo͙͇̘̗̰̬͜͢f̯͉͝ͅ ̬͡s͏̤̜̗o̵͚͍͎̬u̸̼͎̩̦̕͞l̡̪̠͈͕ş҉͏͉͔̖


Brief description: H̻͈̟̼e̵̡̤̦͉ ͉͕̣̭̮͔ͅc̸̷̗̜̩͍ơ̪̰̥̣̱m̮̼͇͈͚͢͢͟é̢̲͚͇̟̤͙̬̬s̮͉͝ ̵̡̫͈̦t̡̮͍̱̼͚̹͠ͅͅo̞̼͉̫̙̪̞͓ͅ ̩̬͔͍̜̀d͚̭̘̱e̬̳̥̕v̷͈̣̥̥͡ͅo̴̧̙̮̩̗̮̮͈͉u̜̞̪̳͚͇̞̝͡r̡̤͖ͅ ̛̪̝̺̮͖͘ḙţ̞̺͚̗͞e̶̥̫̭̳̲͚̲r̴͍͍͘͜n̬͇͎̥̹̺̗̪̻i҉̱̮̻̖͈̝͠ţ̶̭̺̗͓͡y͖̟̬̪͉̮͘͠
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IcyTea31

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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2014, 10:21:45 pm »

Have the homeless man go out screaming the end with the sign. I could explain the philosophical proportions of this, but I already did in an earlier post.
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2014, 10:37:03 pm »

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Occupation(if applicable):private security
Brief description(what do you look like/personality):Mark is a big fellow and used his size to get a job working protection for a rich evil genius who was murdered that morning he left a video that said the world was going to end but the end cut out before I said how.

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Erils

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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2014, 03:33:04 am »

Name: Mark McMeat
Creature(i.e. Human, Eldritch, Elephant, etc.):Minotaur
Gender(if applicable):Male
Age: 23
Occupation(if applicable):private security
Brief description(what do you look like/personality):Mark is a big fellow and used his size to get a job working protection for a rich evil genius who was murdered that morning he left a video that said the world was going to end but the end cut out before I said how.

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Sure there's no player limit
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Erils

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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2014, 03:45:22 am »

Day 1 Part 3/7

I find a different hobo and give him a dream about the visionary hobo that he should help and support.
(3)

The new hobo dreams of helping the visionary hobo and developing the vegetable-candy machine, but is unable to find the visionary hobo no matter where he looks.

My hunger is never sated. Travel to a more populous land to consume more souls.
(2)

You begin to travel along the road towards a more populated center but get lost in your daydreams of devouring souls and find yourself lost in a forest with no idea how to get out. You hear the voices of campers coming from the distance.

Hide.
(6)

You dash away from the dog and hide in a random shoebox. The dog searches for a bit, but is unable to find you. After a while, the giant who always used to control you comes in, but he doesn't see you either. Then another giant, probably his mother, takes the shoebox and carries you out of the room. You continue to hide only  to find yourself and the shoebox in a large, black plastic container on the side of a giant black strip on which giant versions of the cars you use drive.

"Ah science bullshit. What's the time again...? Awwww hell naw"

Acquire mop. Clean up the mess in my bar
(1)

Your friends 'borrowed' your mop. The bar is still filthy and customers are about to arrive.

Use my superior size compared to your average cat to convince them that I am cat king and get them all to boot out all the dogs in the neighborhood
(6)

The cats hail you as the Great Cat King and force all the dogs out of the neighborhood with extreme prejudice. Though the dogs are stronger, your cats defeat them with ease using superior tactics and numbers. Soon, no dogs remain in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, some humans saw the cats forcing the dogs out and have now called animal control. The animal control van screams around the corner and barrels straight toward you and your cats.

Go buy KFC out of spite to being fired from McDonalds
(2)

You're in the hospital right now. The doctor said that you will only be able to drink soup and water for a week to let your mouth and tongue, both of which were burned, recover.

Have the homeless man go out screaming the end with the sign. I could explain the philosophical proportions of this, but I already did in an earlier post.
(1)

You tell the hobo that everything is pointless, the world will end soon and there is nothing he can do. Unfortunately, this only inspires the hobo to try and do something with his life before it ends. He constructs a prototype of the vegetable-candy device and shows it off to passersby. Soon he has a huge audience, all throwing money at his feet to use his machine to convert their boring vegetables into delicious, nutritious candy.

Name: Mark McMeat
Creature(i.e. Human, Eldritch, Elephant, etc.):Minotaur
Gender(if applicable):Male
Age: 23
Occupation(if applicable):private security
Brief description(what do you look like/personality):Mark is a big fellow and used his size to get a job working protection for a rich evil genius who was murdered that morning he left a video that said the world was going to end but the end cut out before I said how.

Can I join
(3)

You feel slightly depressed that your boss died so recently, but decide to try and find out what he meant about the world ending. After scouring his old office for clues, you are unable to find anything. Also, you feel a bit hungry.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 03:52:50 am by Erils »
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IcyTea31

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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2014, 04:01:35 am »

Why did he have to be an Anti-nihilist? Spread to the onlookers as they could never build a machine so marvelous, they might as well give up.
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2014, 04:17:57 am »

Get out of the way of the van and start lying down and start purring,get out of being taken away because their adorable.

if that fails make another roll to turn into hissing balls of fury and make the humans run in tears treating their scratches.
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2014, 04:20:29 am »

"My mop! Who the hell steals a mop anyway? Dammit, have to clean this up some how...."

Call up some bros and have them come over and help clean up shit

"Gotta call in a favor..."
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2014, 09:10:05 am »

I place a bit of myself in the device spreading the feeling that "If a hobo can do it so can I!"

WhitiusOpus

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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2014, 10:33:10 am »

Posses the spirit of one of the campers to brutally murder his companions, before eating their souls.



((Damn, for being a daemonic soul-eater, I really can't get shit done.))
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2014, 08:36:53 pm »

Ask for, and drink apple juice through a straw
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2014, 11:05:00 am »

Waiting on killerhellhound and darkpaladin
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2014, 11:11:25 am »

Get a better look at my suroundings.
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2014, 04:38:16 pm »

Name:Voltron
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Gender:4 dudes and 1 girl
Age:16-24 years old
Occupation:Defender of the universe
Brief description: lion voltron, not car voltron
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Re: 10 days to save the world (Day 1)
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2014, 01:21:25 am »

Go outside and buy some nachos then go to the gun store and buy a gun fitting my size as a minotaur
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